crusty bum

the results of an uncleansed anal causing it to create a crust like flakiness and discoloured bum cheeks

get your crusty bum out of my face

by beatrice & ingrid August 20, 2006

crusty finger fungus butt

school yard taunt. Denotes the person is icky

"that Tommy is a crusty finger fungus butt"

by Peter Rothe March 6, 2008

Crusty dog

When one man ejaculates on his own dick, lets the semen dry, and then proceeds to receive oral sex.

Damn, I just jizzed all over my dick. Good thing this bitch is down for a crusty dog.

by Mitch B. February 17, 2009

Crusty Crew

a group of friends who do stupid shit have mad flow fuck a ton of bitches and smoke a hella ton of dope

me: dude the crusty crew is at it again

da homie: i hear they fucked 8 bitches in 1 hour

by TJ Lap March 30, 2015

Crusty

The most fantastic versitile word in the world, can be used to describe something that is actually crusty and disgusting, as well as fantastic things that are so amazing and crustacular

"ewww that pile of dirty dishes in the sink is soooo crusty"
"wow we need to clean, our house is geting crusty"

"OMG I LOVE YOU CRUSTY GIRL!"
"you are the crustiest person i know!"

by doggiestyle23 August 27, 2009

Sidney Crosby

A Canadian ice hockey player.
One of the best. Captain of the Pittsburgh Penguins. Leader of a Stanley Cup winning team.

A hockey player who is man enough to walk/skate away from a fight instead of acting like a fool.

Did you see that kid? He will be the next Sidney Crosby!

by TieDieTreeFrog September 11, 2011

Sidney Crosby

The gayest hockey player ever. Loves cock, nuff said.

Is adored by gay men and fat women, mostly in Canada. People in the US have more sence than to idolize sperm guzzling, sphincter licking, hockey players like this. Even people in Pittsburgh hate this shitsack.

"Look at the way Sidney Crosby is skating tonight. Can barely stand up. I'm guessing his ass was jammed by a few hung men before tonights game. What a true Canadian he is".

by Dick driller October 28, 2010