Coof

noun
An inept thief, a moron, or asshole.

Tristan: Some coof tried stealing my bike!
Clark: No way!
Tristan: Yeah, but I found it right in my fuckin' complex!
Clark: What a coof!

by T-Maass February 28, 2010

crooked K

KaZaA / Sharman networks. Basically because they allow users to break copyright laws, yet defend their own rights. And the KaZaA logo looks like a crooked K.
Or it can refer to the hidden malware featured in KaZaA: Altnet.

Shit. The crooked K got Klite removed from google.
Altnet? huh? So that's why my PC barely works anymore.

by Vulture July 29, 2004

croffee

coffee that is spilled into the crotch, usually in a car.

I'd like a large croffee to go, please

by ngd816 July 31, 2009

croft cock

Lara Croft's transgenderal dick.

Man, Tomb Raider is so fun..... Well, unless Lara pulls out a meaty croft cock on ya!

by MofoAuzzie May 4, 2015

Choof

Another word for a pervert who likes to look up skirts in video games. Loves short skirts in video games, but not in real life, will reject real life women or men.

Oh yeah, let me see up that skirt cause I'm a, fuckin choof

by Slavic_pterodactyl February 18, 2018

crooked-neck kenny

A very gay kid at lancaster high school

Kid1: do you know crooked-neck kenny ?

Kid2: yeah, that kid is so gay!!

by Lancaster kid jr. April 27, 2008

croodle

A cross between a crouton and a labradoodle.

"Yo, that croodle tasted like gork, except with extra kitten."

by The Beck March 6, 2009