Susie Rotten Crotch

1. The general name for any exgirlfriend that you caught cheating.
2. The general name for any slutty girl you meet in a bar or club.

1. The last time I saw Susie rotten crotch was at my high school reunion.
2. The more beers I order, the better Susie rotten crotch over there looks!

by Austin Petree June 1, 2006

crotch fat

The lower part of an obese persons midsection. Often the cause of movers disease and dickydo

Christ when he sat down his crotch fat looked like an oversized pillow

by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

crotch gravy

Partially solid matter that collects on either side of the yam bag, and/or on the gooch.

I had so much crotch gravy you'd think it was a holiday.

by Woody April 28, 2003

Crotchin it

The act of grinding on a girl while holding her crotch therefor, your just crotchin it.

Damn, you see Luke over there crotchin it with Jhom?

by poop69face69696 October 14, 2009

crotch rocket

a motorcycle, designed in such a fashion as to give the rider the sensation of flying like superman, with the ability to accelerate fast enough to rival a rocket, and contain it all in a package small enough to fit in your crotch.

zx9-r, zx10-r, zx12r, yzf-r1, gsxr1000, gsxr1300, cbr1000, cbr1100XX...

by darylict July 22, 2004

crotch monster

A child. Usually someone elses child, although it can also be used as a future child you don't want to ever have.

"im going to shove that happy meal down your little crotch monster's throat if he throws another mcnugget at me!!!"

"nah homey, shes on the pill. don't need a little crotch monster anytime soon.

by gravityXaddict August 12, 2008

clown crotch

a red heads vagina..that hasn't been shaved...

Rosey has a clown crotch..she needs to shave that shit...

by s-dizzle February 21, 2004