creep sandwich

A creepy social situation you are forced into unknowingly or against your will.

Michelle invited my stalker to her party without telling me and I got stuck talking to him, it was a real creep sandwich.

or

I just found out that guy I met at the bar last night was my ex's uncle, I'm in a creep sandwich.

by white lady February 15, 2010

hybrid creep

When hybrid cars are so quiet that pedestrians can't hear them. The hybrids creep up on them.

Some researchers and safety groups say that quiet operation — "hybrid creep" — can pose risks for unsuspecting pedestrians and the blind, who use sound cues.

by Texalaska July 7, 2010

Discreet Creeping

The art of snapping embarrasing photos of rank sluts and weirdos without them knowing.

Jenna: My thong is hanging out and i'm a slut! I hope no one will practice discreet creeping on me!

by creeperphotosofjenna October 6, 2009

yawn creep

n. a female who while watching a movie in bed prior to foreplay yawns every 10-15 seconds thus causing the male to reconsider initiating sexual contact.

I really wanted to fuck my girlfriend last night, but she turned into a yawn creep right after we started watching a movie.

by nine_volt February 27, 2014

Topic Creep

When you start a converstation on one topic and end up a completely different topic. At some point you realized it and try to backtrack to the orginal topic.
Common amongst drunk friends and often not noticed. Confusing to anyone that walks up in the middle of the conservation.

BP : "yeah you don't never know what you will find in a bar bathroom"
AM: "wtf are we talking about? topic creep!"

by Dick Suit1 August 19, 2014

creep sheep

The people who creep forward 6" at a red light because the guy in front of and/or beside them just did it. The first person to start this is known as the "creep creep".

Look at all the creep sheep, squeezing out that precious 6" in the line. The light is still red! Where is there to go?

by ksmanning May 16, 2010

Creeping crud

Unknown rash. gunch

I found the creepin crud on my leg was just chicken pox.

by DavidLeeRoth March 5, 2005