Certified Crashout

Careless without a cause or effect.

He’s a Certified Crashout because he brings in 10k a month and spends 9k on gambling and hoes without a pot to piss in and a bucket to throw it out.

by kydeelou September 27, 2025

Reddit crashout

when someone crashouts on reddit for no reason

the google algorithm loves these

redditor: *insert 5 paragraphs explaining why cats are ugly retarded pieces of shit*
guy with brain: what in the reddit crashout

by teteus420 uwu :3333 November 10, 2025

A Date with Cristofori

When a musician says they have a date with Cristofori, they are referring to Bartolomeo Cristofori, the inventor of the pianoforte. It means they need to go practice the piano.

Girl 1: Want to go to the basketball game tonight? I have an extra ticket.

Girl 2: Sorry. I have a date with Cristofori.

by memusic March 12, 2012

Pulling off a pereira cristo

Using waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much air to sing a

Wow that guy is pulling off a pereira cristo... he must a raging homosexual.

by piners November 4, 2019

Skibidi stokes crashout

When you make mr stokes crashout in form time by continuously shouting MANGO MANGO MANGO

He's having a skibidi stokes crashout. I hope he also doesn't goon us all to ohio and make us eat lunchly.

by mewing overlord 69 muntawar December 4, 2024

John Pork Crashout

A term for when the popular internet celebrity John Pork rages at users, typically when an action he dislikes is performed. John Pork most commonly crashes out in Fortnite. Footage of these occurrences are often accompanied with Capcut edits.

I keep seeing edits of John Pork Crashout's in Fortnite.

by ku1a5 December 20, 2024

D-1 Crashout

-D1 or D-1 Crashout, an international threat to society. most likely will cause a mass shooting. most likely will be on the FBI's watchlist

vro my friend just turned into a serial killer over losing his gf 😭🙏. vros going on a d-1 crashout

by imgoinginsanelmao February 28, 2025