Cranking

The act of having a crap and a wank at the same time, not impossible for females but normally practiced by males who use the pressure of the crap on their G-Spot to aid their stimulation. Most easily achieved sitting backwards on the toilet, but almost impossible to achieve after a weekend on the Guinness, due to the horrendous smell ruining the boner.

Sorry I was so long in the toilet, I was cranking.

by Tarmageddon April 3, 2021

Cranking the Jack

A term derived from "Jacking Off" and the act of lifting a car with a jack. A jack is cranked, which can be tough on the wrists. So can masturbating. So there you go!

"My wrists hurt, I was cranking the jack last night."
"Did you get a blowout?"
"Several" (winks)

by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021

crackin bod

A person with a very aesthetically pleasing body as a result of exercise and a healthy lifestyle; originated from the hit television series "Love Island (UK)"

"She's proper fit has a crackin bod"

by love island fan 42 August 22, 2021

crackin pussy

When you smashing your fly girl so hard her pussy stretches so much it cracks

Chad: just came home from crackin pussy
Friend: dam bro how big is your shlong

by ICrackPussy12 September 3, 2021

Cracklings

A small white child

"Jeepers! Now that has got be the biggest group of cracklings I've ever seen!"

by Shadae!! October 29, 2021

Cranking 90's

You just build fighted the A.I Chunky bird and destroyed him

"I just cranked some 90's on this chunky bird" "I was Cranking 90's on this Chunky bird"

by GOD IS ME HAHAHAHA December 13, 2021

Crackin Bands

The opposite of being broke

I was broke but now i'm crackin bands

by 21 34 March 2, 2022