jack cough

Jack off

I'm bouta go jack cough don't cum back here . Seriously don't

by Mippery. Lunatic. Sketchy. G March 10, 2024

King of the cough syrup

The king of the cough syrup is the local cough syrup plug he is also known as a KD or kai daniel which is a code word for people selling cough medicine taken in large amounts to get a euphoric high.

Well you'll need to talk to the king of the cough syrup about that one.

by Carl Cult Leader March 18, 2022

cough

coughing: - weird force choking that can cause death (michael hutchence).
Characterised by an attack of the adam's apple.
Force choking being a lack of air, oxygen and love.

I was doing a cough (forced choked) on cam today. I thought that it was a blockage my airwaves however my doctors were not advanced and didn't understand what it was.

by steven.g.y January 4, 2022

COVID cough drop

When you give a blow job and cough the cum all over

Sally gave Jack a blow job and still had lasting affects from COVID when he came in her mouth she coughed and the cum went everywhere. Jack then called what she did COVID cough drop because her COVID cough made cum drop everywhere.

by Angeleyed89 March 26, 2023

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

Make bed cough

Have a very hard sex and making loud noises

We were making our bed cough for the first time last night. Man, that was great!
Let's make bed cough again!

by VeryOriginalName November 18, 2019

Devils Cough

When you inhale so much smoke and cough so hard your drooling and red

Omg did you see Gracelyns Devils Cough , she was so red and drooled all over herself.

by Number1_DilfLover August 11, 2023