A couger fang is where an older woman apx 50s also from New Jersey is tied up by the feet upside down whilst huffing on new ports and complaining about her kid whose also her ex husband.
by OdellMcBell December 11, 2018
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Get the Cougar Mountain mug.When a female goes for a super young, rich man and both parties are okay with the relationship, even though its lowkey illegal and they can go to jail.
Guy 1: yo bro i hear you going out with that 30 year old across the street
Guy 2: yeah man but relax its consensual cougarism
Guy 1: ok good cause i might've juist dafaz'd you if it wasnt
Guy 2: yeah man but relax its consensual cougarism
Guy 1: ok good cause i might've juist dafaz'd you if it wasnt
by SnM1221:) September 2, 2017
Get the Consensual Cougarism mug.Just like any other cougar, except this one is exceptionally old. An Über Cougar is typically in their mid 70s or older.
(See also: necrophilia)
(See also: necrophilia)
David: "Yo did you hear I fucked Bradley's grandma?"
Steve: "Gross dude."
David: "Nah bro she's an Über Cougar!"
Steve: "Gross dude."
David: "Nah bro she's an Über Cougar!"
by Admiral Tassles September 12, 2018
Get the Über Cougar mug.When laying pipe on an older woman, you then pull out a piece of duct tape and lay it on her bush then proceed to rip it off or shave it and admire the thickness of the cougars pelt
by captainhook105 November 17, 2017
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Get the Silver cougar mug.1. A young man who is dating a cougar / middle aged woman
2. A young man who prefers dating middle aged women.
2. A young man who prefers dating middle aged women.
Guy 1 - Hey, I heard you went over to that Bon Jovi concert with that older woman, is everything ok?
Guy 2 - Yeah, that's my girlfriend Monica, Im her cougar baby
Guy 2 - Yeah, that's my girlfriend Monica, Im her cougar baby
by ValiantBert April 25, 2020
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