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cougar stain

When a woman old enough to be considered a cougar leaves a pussy juice stain on your nuts,sheets,couch,or in your beard.
Tommy still had the cougar stain on his beard when he came to work Monday.
by milly butter May 12, 2015
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Mom-or-Cougar

A game where you and your friends spot a “couple” with an age gap and try to guess whether that hottie dude is with his mom or dating a cougar.
Jack: Mom-or-Cougar?

Jill: Cougar
(pause)
Jack: Eww that PDA was truly vomitous, but score another point for you.
by Lobo1492 August 2, 2020
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cougar rap

Popular cougar rap artists include Will Smith and Puff Daddy, but any rap song that incites cougars to dance on bar tables might be considered cougar rap, depending on the bar, or how late it is.
by TO-GAR September 8, 2011
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Cougar Alert

This phrase can be best defined as the spotting of a Cougar. A cougar is essentially an older women, who is on the prowl for a much younger, energetic, and better looking male.
Cougar Alert! Look at Demi Lovato, she is dating someone half her age.
by Alert! May 10, 2014
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Cougar Squad

A collection of lady friends in their late 30's and early 40's who hang around and prowl for younger men. They are usually divorced or single.
I had a blast with my Cougar Squad on my birthday, they took me to a strip club and paid for all my dances.
by Losman94 October 20, 2010
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cougar fang

A couger fang is where an older woman apx 50s also from New Jersey is tied up by the feet upside down whilst huffing on new ports and complaining about her kid whose also her ex husband.
"Yo bro I just got with my ex bestfriends ex wife/mom and we did the cougar fang
by OdellMcBell December 11, 2018
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cougar hands

Hands of a cougar. Usually of a veiny, boney, witch like variety. Weathered many lonely nights with her B.O.B. Often used to pry the cork off fresh bottles of wine or to tear the innocence from unsuspecting party goers whom strayed from their pack.
Look out, that bitch Emily Cannon has cougar hands.
by Da Burger April 30, 2014
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