When laying pipe on an older woman, you then pull out a piece of duct tape and lay it on her bush then proceed to rip it off or shave it and admire the thickness of the cougars pelt
by captainhook105 November 18, 2017
by sparkles_unicorn_magic_littttt October 26, 2018
When a female goes for a super young, rich man and both parties are okay with the relationship, even though its lowkey illegal and they can go to jail.
Guy 1: yo bro i hear you going out with that 30 year old across the street
Guy 2: yeah man but relax its consensual cougarism
Guy 1: ok good cause i might've juist dafaz'd you if it wasnt
Guy 2: yeah man but relax its consensual cougarism
Guy 1: ok good cause i might've juist dafaz'd you if it wasnt
by SnM1221:) August 29, 2017
1. A young man who is dating a cougar / middle aged woman
2. A young man who prefers dating middle aged women.
2. A young man who prefers dating middle aged women.
Guy 1 - Hey, I heard you went over to that Bon Jovi concert with that older woman, is everything ok?
Guy 2 - Yeah, that's my girlfriend Monica, Im her cougar baby
Guy 2 - Yeah, that's my girlfriend Monica, Im her cougar baby
by ValiantBert April 25, 2020
Hands of a cougar. Usually of a veiny, boney, witch like variety. Weathered many lonely nights with her B.O.B. Often used to pry the cork off fresh bottles of wine or to tear the innocence from unsuspecting party goers whom strayed from their pack.
by Da Burger March 23, 2014
A mature economy that still has asperations and the perception of achieving larger growth numbers similar to it's much younger and underdeveloped piers.
Man, the United States has really turned into a cougar economy after this last recession.
If we keep outsourcing our production and relying on the service industry we are going to be a major cougar economy.
If we keep outsourcing our production and relying on the service industry we are going to be a major cougar economy.
by Chrupertr November 20, 2012
Tall, bearded, hipster man-like being, likes to flirt, drink and play poker.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.
by Hookname December 04, 2020