Cougar Alert

This phrase can be best defined as the spotting of a Cougar. A cougar is essentially an older women, who is on the prowl for a much younger, energetic, and better looking male.

Cougar Alert! Look at Demi Lovato, she is dating someone half her age.

by Alert! May 10, 2014

Cougar Thot

An older person (male or female) that has a reputation for being a hoe because they use their status to sleep around with other people who may or may not be of the same status. Their partners may be younger or of the same age; they may be single or married. Similar to a sugar mamma or sugar daddy.

Person 1: Our boss slept with the new guy and bought him a new Lexus truck.
Person 2: Cause she's a cougar thot!

by SassyNerd February 19, 2015

cougar stain

When a woman old enough to be considered a cougar leaves a pussy juice stain on your nuts,sheets,couch,or in your beard.

Tommy still had the cougar stain on his beard when he came to work Monday.

by milly butter May 12, 2015

cougar fang

A couger fang is where an older woman apx 50s also from New Jersey is tied up by the feet upside down whilst huffing on new ports and complaining about her kid whose also her ex husband.

"Yo bro I just got with my ex bestfriends ex wife/mom and we did the cougar fang

by OdellMcBell December 11, 2018

Consensual Cougarism

When a female goes for a super young, rich man and both parties are okay with the relationship, even though its lowkey illegal and they can go to jail.

Guy 1: yo bro i hear you going out with that 30 year old across the street
Guy 2: yeah man but relax its consensual cougarism
Guy 1: ok good cause i might've juist dafaz'd you if it wasnt

by SnM1221:) September 2, 2017

Cougar Mountain

A middle school

Girl 1: what school do you go to
Girl 2: cougar mountain

by sparkles_unicorn_magic_littttt October 25, 2018

Über Cougar

Just like any other cougar, except this one is exceptionally old. An Über Cougar is typically in their mid 70s or older.

(See also: necrophilia)

David: "Yo did you hear I fucked Bradley's grandma?"

Steve: "Gross dude."

David: "Nah bro she's an Über Cougar!"

by Admiral Tassles September 12, 2018