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cougar fang

A couger fang is where an older woman apx 50s also from New Jersey is tied up by the feet upside down whilst huffing on new ports and complaining about her kid whose also her ex husband.
"Yo bro I just got with my ex bestfriends ex wife/mom and we did the cougar fang
by OdellMcBell December 11, 2018
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Captain cougar

Tall, bearded, hipster man-like being, likes to flirt, drink and play poker.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.
That guy has a big beard - “must be a captain cougar”
by Hookname December 4, 2020
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Cougar Thot

An older person (male or female) that has a reputation for being a hoe because they use their status to sleep around with other people who may or may not be of the same status. Their partners may be younger or of the same age; they may be single or married. Similar to a sugar mamma or sugar daddy.
Person 1: Our boss slept with the new guy and bought him a new Lexus truck.
Person 2: Cause she's a cougar thot!
by SassyNerd February 19, 2015
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Cougar Economy

A mature economy that still has asperations and the perception of achieving larger growth numbers similar to it's much younger and underdeveloped piers.
Man, the United States has really turned into a cougar economy after this last recession.

If we keep outsourcing our production and relying on the service industry we are going to be a major cougar economy.
by Chrupertr November 27, 2012
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Cougar Nation

Cougar Nation is a high school pre college fraternity that fucks and is dope as shit
Laquavious: Does Cougar Nation fuck?

Jack Hoff: cougar nation does indeed fuck
by CNF696 October 31, 2022
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Mom-or-Cougar

A game where you and your friends spot a “couple” with an age gap and try to guess whether that hottie dude is with his mom or dating a cougar.
Jack: Mom-or-Cougar?

Jill: Cougar
(pause)
Jack: Eww that PDA was truly vomitous, but score another point for you.
by Lobo1492 August 2, 2020
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Consensual Cougarism

When a female goes for a super young, rich man and both parties are okay with the relationship, even though its lowkey illegal and they can go to jail.
Guy 1: yo bro i hear you going out with that 30 year old across the street
Guy 2: yeah man but relax its consensual cougarism
Guy 1: ok good cause i might've juist dafaz'd you if it wasnt
by SnM1221:) September 2, 2017
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