Carcanague

Teacher who lies about his life experiences. Example of stories that aren't true are his antics in Damascus, Denmark, and Poland. Often reffered to as "Gue" by Cricket buddies and students who mock him.

"Gue told us another story about how he saved the world from mutant aliens from Cyprus."

by Chernorizets Hrabr August 15, 2003

flaming monkey on cocaine

An imagaginary monkey that encourages you to run faster in PE by running after you.

Ahhh a Flaming monkey on Cocaine is following us! RUN!!

by Colin Ma December 17, 2006

cocaine

A powdery white stimulant that is snorted to give a rush of confidence and a feeling of well being. Contrary to popular belief, cocaine is NOT physically addictive, so anyone with a little willpower can enjoy occasional coke binges without becoming a desperate addict.

most addicts are fuckin idiots and it's their fault, not the drugs.

by mo' September 4, 2005

circa survivor

any man or woman that is a devout fan of the 2000's experimental rock band circa survive. much the same as dead heads, juggalos and maggots

hey dude, at the show there's gonna be a ton of circa survivors that we can meet

by jakeandfish October 25, 2009

Coca-blast

The act of masturbating in the shower. Then when about to ejaculate does so on the tub floor, shower knobs, and if possible the shower head.

What the fuck is taking Timmy so long in the shower?

Oh, he's coca-blasting.

Does he do that often?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

by Debroah Morgan January 17, 2010

Cowboy cocaine

The act of masturbating to ejaculation, shooting the ejaculate onto a coffee table or other small table, waiting until it dries, and then cutting the ejaculate up with a credit card and snorting it.

Hey Dustin, wanna come to my place this weekend, watch some movies, and do a little bit of cowboy cocaine?

by Olkrustypackage August 31, 2016

working man's cocaine

Another term for methaphetamine (crystal meth)

Dude I think I'm having a stroke from all that working man's cocaine.

by Diana Stephens October 28, 2004