Cop: you killed 76 people!
Culprit: huh?
Cop: tell it to the judge
Culprit: where? Huh?
Cop 2: I think they have cola syndrome
Culprit: huh?
Cop: tell it to the judge
Culprit: where? Huh?
Cop 2: I think they have cola syndrome
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by Sufisticated July 30, 2022
Get the Colada mug.Invented by the renowned social architect John Colasante, author of the Colasante Protocol (also on Urbandictionary.com), the Colasante Salutation (aka Okbye) is a way of expeditiously ending any call. as such it's a perfect bookend to the Colasante Protocol, which is about starting a call. This has especially become important since the pandemic, where it seems nobody seems to know how to say goodbye without dragging it out anymore.
The Colasante Salutation is quite simple: as soon as the conversation runs out of steam, you immediately say "Okbye", your partner reciprocates, and you both immediately hang up.
The Colasante Salutation is quite simple: as soon as the conversation runs out of steam, you immediately say "Okbye", your partner reciprocates, and you both immediately hang up.
Pre-Colasante Salutation:
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Well I guess I should get back to work | the kids | whatever
A: Yeah, I've got a ton of stuff to do too....
B: Alright, I guess I'll see you soon then
A: Yeah, it was nice catching up
B: Yes it was. Well... talk to you later.
A: Sure, see you soon.
B: Ok, uh, bye
A: bye
A + B: >click<
Post-Colasante Salutation
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Okbye
A: OKbye
A + B: >click<
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Well I guess I should get back to work | the kids | whatever
A: Yeah, I've got a ton of stuff to do too....
B: Alright, I guess I'll see you soon then
A: Yeah, it was nice catching up
B: Yes it was. Well... talk to you later.
A: Sure, see you soon.
B: Ok, uh, bye
A: bye
A + B: >click<
Post-Colasante Salutation
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Okbye
A: OKbye
A + B: >click<
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Get the Colasante Salutation mug.Commonly pronounced as "cholao". It is the "Vallecaucana" (from Valle del Cauca, Colombia) version of the "Raspado" (also known as Hawaiian shaved ice). In this region they add variety of fruits to it
Esta haciendo mucho calor, aguanta ir a comer Cholado en Jamundí
Ve estamos cerca a las canchas panamericanas, aguanta un Cholao
Ve estamos cerca a las canchas panamericanas, aguanta un Cholao
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