Concert Mooch

Someone who consistently gets others to painstakingly procure concert tickets, although they do pay for them.

Tammy: Did you know that Mike wants to go the the WMMR BBQ Concert?
Nikki: Let me guess. He wants us to get the tickets?
Tammy: You know it!
Nikki: What a concert mooch.

by serpicosbaloo March 24, 2010

conker crack

Someone who balls hang at the same height, can result in pain if they have fat inner thighs..

"fuck me just crossed my legs and crack my conkers, argh.."

by Derek Danksworth June 25, 2005

cocker

someone who actslike a complete cock - similar to the word dick head but more effective. cockers also play with themselves.

1) that guy called me fat, hes a complete cocker.
2) all my boyfrend does is masturbate- hes such a cocker.

by =)=)=)=)=)=)=) March 9, 2009

Cocker

1. see bitch or fucker.
2. Derived from cock and fucker.
3. Strong insult toward either gender.

Anna: Go suck a fatty, dag!
Trevi: I hate you, you fucking cocker!

by Trevi October 22, 2003

concerto

Explains how a man eats out a dyme at a concert, usually a rap concert 4sho.

Yo mah nucca Dev gave a concerto to that dyme at the Avirl Lavigne concert. One.

by KC Dizzle March 23, 2005

Concern troll

A phrase of absolutely no meaning, used by bloggers to shut down debate on their sites.

"Ignore the concern trolls."

by Sherry_M October 10, 2008

Spaniel Cocker

Used as a greeting in a derogatory manner. Meaning, "one who cocks spaniels."
Dog fucker

What's up, Spaniel Cocker?

by yeti_detective August 26, 2010