collar bag

n. The 21st century "frat-tastic" type who wears his collar in the "up" position. His predecessor was the quintessential 80s "cool guy" sporting Oakley Razorblades and day-trading junk bonds.

Variations: collarbag, collar-bag, bag
"My girlfriend dragged me into Abercrombie the other day. It was unbearable. Wall-to-wall collar bags."

"Look at those douche bags with their collars up. Collar bag, yo!" (Sung to the tune of Gwen Stefani's "Holla Back Girl".)
by Josh Evilsizor December 13, 2005
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blue collar pillows

The boobs of a woman who’s man is in a blue collar trade.
“That dudes wife has some big old blue collar pillows hiding under that Miller Lite tshirt”.

“What is that?”
The boobs of a woman who’s man is in a blue collar trade.
by AK IQ March 02, 2024
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at your bark and collar

Will do whatever the person is told to do. It's like another saying, X says jump and Y says, "How high?" It's a figure of speech for a power dynamic.
"She's at your bark and collar; I see?"

"I'm at your bark and collar!"
by Rakeboi May 01, 2024
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Jersey collar

A gold or silver necklace, usually thick, and either genuine or costume worn proudly by people of New Jersey descent.
Nice Jersey collar bruh!
by DickClarkDickClark February 24, 2021
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Brown Collar

A person who works in DEI, race and LGBTQ politics. Primarily public employee bureaucrats in education and local/state/federal governments. Parasites and bottom feeders.
Brown collar jobs have become so prevalent that other university departments have had budgets reduced to the point that they can't staff enough actual teachers.
by anyotherduck February 10, 2024
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Brown Collar

Brown Collar is synonymous with Blue Collar employment, and is like Black Collar in signifying a post-metaphorical and post-racial categorical class of labor that is equal, progressive, and thought-forward. Brown Collar work takes place mostly outdoors and includes manual labor.
Brown Collar jobs are much easier in the fall, when it's cool outside.
by CoaltownBrown January 03, 2023
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Copeing Your Collar

The act of popping your collar in order to hide your neck herpes. Generally associated with douches and Brian Cope.
Person 1: Dude, why are you copeing your collar?
Person 2: Mr. Cope gave me neck herpes.
by yorkschool January 12, 2010
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