collar bag

n. The 21st century "frat-tastic" type who wears his collar in the "up" position. His predecessor was the quintessential 80s "cool guy" sporting Oakley Razorblades and day-trading junk bonds.

Variations: collarbag, collar-bag, bag

"My girlfriend dragged me into Abercrombie the other day. It was unbearable. Wall-to-wall collar bags."

"Look at those douche bags with their collars up. Collar bag, yo!" (Sung to the tune of Gwen Stefani's "Holla Back Girl".)

by Josh Evilsizor July 23, 2008

Brown Collar

A person who works in DEI, race and LGBTQ politics. Primarily public employee bureaucrats in education and local/state/federal governments. Parasites and bottom feeders.

Brown collar jobs have become so prevalent that other university departments have had budgets reduced to the point that they can't staff enough actual teachers.

by anyotherduck February 10, 2024

chowder collar

when one recieves a wicked blow job to where he unleashes numerous days of backed up seamen allover the collar bone and throat area of the throat toaster that gave him the goods . painting his wood pudding from one side to another in collar form

rhonda smoked me off like i was a fuckin rock star last night .. i came so much that i gave her anice fucking chowder collar

by voodoo4426 November 01, 2011

Lipstick collar

When an imprint of someone's lipstick is left either on the shaft or base of your penis.

Person 1: So I took them home from the club and since we got right to it, they ended up leaving lipstick on me.

Person 2: Damn, looks like they gave you a lipstick collar! Guess you'll have to call them back for sure 😏

by Theslightesttiger August 16, 2022

Blue-Collar Princess

Refers to woman who comes from a working-class family background but who has a refined, sophisticated, or even glamorous appearance and demeanor associated with higher social or economic classes.

Misty is such a blue-collar princess: she lives in a factory town but gets fancy manicures and wears tons of gold jewelry.

by Coach G May 12, 2023

Upturned Collar

A fashion choice of rugby fans, usually associated with polo shirts, who spend most of there time in the toilet and very little time fixing there nose. The correct dress sense is also accompanied by the correct laddish body language such as; Mouth grabbing, arms behind head, or squeezing there faces!

Look at that guy with an upturned collar, what a dickhead

by NotSoSmartPerson June 05, 2018

Copeing Your Collar

The act of popping your collar in order to hide your neck herpes. Generally associated with douches and Brian Cope.

Person 1: Dude, why are you copeing your collar?
Person 2: Mr. Cope gave me neck herpes.

by yorkschool January 12, 2010