C-Note

A) A hundred Dollar bill.

B) Concord, California

A) "I gotta hit the store to break this c-note rellie."

B) "I'm dipping on CA-242 on my way back to the C-Note."

by ZERO_EBS August 8, 2008

c-note

Paper money on the back of packages of Camel brand cigarettes used to buy Camel brand promotional items. Each package of Camel brand cigarettes contains one c-note.

I got this cool jacket from Camel for 750 c-notes!

by chris pigg November 13, 2005

dick measuring contest

p friendly competition where guys display their pride to answer the question of, "Whose is bigger?" Not only more fair, but more fun, when judged by impartial female referees. especially when they take a "hand's on" approach to the judging.

The time had arrived for me to be judged in the dick measuring contest, a rite of passage for guys entering high school. Louise put her hand on my cock to hold it firm and straight while Jennifer held the ruler stretched out along its full length. As it happened, the number she read off - 9 7/8 inches - was enough for me to win, with a half inch to spare. What I enjoyed more than the thrill of victory, though, was the thrill I felt when Louise, not releasing her grip, slid her hand up and down my shaft, until I came. Nevertheless, I kind of enjoyed the notoriety my victory gave me, especially when suitably ambiguous stories recorded it in the student newspaper and, later that year, in the yearbook. Needless to say, it not only increased the respect I received from the other guys, but my popularity with the girls - apparently, size does count, at least with some girls.

by Charles LeChauve December 13, 2008

contemplatory

As defined by 'Angie' of New Zealand, this is how you tell someone they look contemplative.

"Lets go out on the balcony and take contemplatory photos"

by Flipno October 3, 2007

Contemporary

"It's modern, but not modern modern."

"I kinda wanna make it fit with the contemporary style" - Anix, March 9th 2021

by KittenCass924 March 9, 2021

hitting the c note

When you are getting headjob and about to blow your load

she hitting the c note, she hitting the C note on my beef flute

by Mr. Boobarelle February 10, 2007

splooie contest

A game, played by butt eating faggots, where a group of poofters all flong their dongs at the same time. First one finished is the winner.

Talbert, Winthrop, Swinburne, and Bruce had a splooie contest in the park, right next to the duck pond. Winthrop won.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 23, 2007