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ant clutch 

a person who disowns all his friends for the pleasure of pot. he ends up gettin' kicked out of his home and starts smokin' crack. he then goes into a deep depression.
i feel bad for ant clutch because he has no life.
ant clutch by TRoHoops November 1, 2010

Man clutch

The name for those stupid metal (usually aluminum) "wallets" that are supposed to keep identity thieves from stealing your credit card info.
Stupid idiot - "Look at my new metal wallet."
Smart guy - "That's not a wallet, that's a man clutch. Do you store it in your vagina? You're an ass clown."
Man clutch by stupid_idiot February 6, 2012

stripper clutch 

the act of a stripper picking up money with her pussy or ass cheeks
Rob was planning on being an asshole and picking up the money again to make it rain but misty went down and got it in her stripper clutch.
stripper clutch by kwaw January 22, 2014

country clutch 

The act of two backwoods family members fiercely and grabbing each other's twig and berries in an overtly but secretly gay manner. Usually followed up by an extremely gay wink.
Billy Bob gave his underage cousin the old country clutch.
country clutch by OminousGuy72 April 17, 2016

Double-clutch 

The fatty flabby skin that hangs down between a persons chin, a protruding occurrence with the onset of weight gain.
My overindulgence of food was a tall tell sign that my double-clutch had grew extensively.

fiscally clutch 

If something g goes your way financially. Or you don't have to pay and get something for free.
Steve: Yo, that hot waitress just came in fiscally clutch.

Jerry: How?

Steve: She hooked it up with free nuggets.

Jerry: Gang Gang
fiscally clutch by IHookitUpfat October 11, 2017