Classic Josh

Sending someone an insult over Facebook messenger and then immediately blocking them as you’re a delicate flower who hates being insulted.

“I hate insert name, he’s such a dick”
“Why don’t you tell him to his face?”
“Nah, I’m gonna do a Classic Josh”

by Ouzify November 22, 2019

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Classic Eddie

When someone is slow to get the joke, late to the punchline, slow on the uptake etc

"Aw, you just got the joke she cracked three minutes ago, what a classic Eddie"
"Looks like the penny just dropped! Classic Eddie"

by leenabean April 10, 2020

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A person who really worships retro gaming to unhealthy levels and tend to harass or bully people for liking modern or indie games. They will either be classicist Nintendo or classicist SEGA fans. Tend to also be weaboos.
There is also an alternate twitter exclusive breed called Classicist Cartoon Fan. These tend to be the people who describe every modern cartoon as cal-arts and suck off Teen Titans.

God why can't classicist gamers shut the hell up and let people enjoy things. I get retro games are good but there are bad games in every generation retro doesn't automatically equal masterpiece and modern doesn't automatically equal shit.

by KickPunchItsAllindaMind April 5, 2021

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Classical Transhumanism

Classical Transhumanism is a transhumanist ideology that supports that robotics and metal machines should be the base of the whole transhumanism, classical transhumanism opposes Geneticism, Extraphysicism, Quantumism, Esoteric Transhumanism, Spiritualicism and all other non-conventional or recent transhumanist currents or transhumanist currents who are not exactly robotic and metallic. Classical Transhumanism is hardcore materialist and supports ideologies such as New Atheism, Anti-Deathism, Scientistic Aristocracy, Technocracy and Neo-Positivism, it's hardcore scientistic and rejects any possibility of existence of gods, extraphysical beings and even existence of extraphysics, multiverses and anything beyond matter, beyond physics and beyond the universe we live in. Classical Transhumanism differs from Transhumanism itself, because classical transhumanism usually seeks to preservate the original ideology of transhumanism and do not change the path of transhumanism, while transhumanism can accept other currents, ideas and theories inside it.

"Classical transhumanism is really materialistic, scientistic and reactionary, it also seeks to eliminate all opposite views about evolution of humankind and only let their alternative, classical transhumanism, as the only valid option for human evolution, being there are a lot of ways and methods for humans evolve, not just mixing with classical transhumanist machines and robots, there are a lot of ways, such as the ones classicla transhumanism is against like geneticism, extraphysicism, quantumism, esoteric transhumanism, spiritualicism and so on."

by Full Monteirism May 19, 2021

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Classic Goringe

A classic example of someone who thinks they're well ard and are willing to prove it.

A classic Goringe isn't scared to aggressively scrap young children if they're in the way, putting them in hospital or crying back to their mum's, he doesn't give a shit; his predation on kids is wide known by the community and emergency services

Person 1: Mate my little brother just came home with a cracked skull

Person 2: I bet it was that classic Goringe who's always lurking outside the Primary School. What a Cunt.

by imapoosey October 13, 2021

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