Classic Cockstar

When a person dies before the age of 27 from smashing too many disgusting whores while high on every drug imaginable.

Alyssa Funke couldn't handle the fame of being a Classic Cockstar!

by DickDynasty May 24, 2018

Cunt Classic

Another name for a girls softball tournament.

Lisa - "Hey Jina, you playin in the cunt classic"
Jina - "yeah, but after we win, we should scissor afterwards."

by Corey Jackson August 20, 2008

Classic Dominic

An unreliable fuckboy who drives his moms' expensive car to pick up girls and flex on his bros.

My prom date cancelled on me 2 days before prom. Classic Dominic move...

-He stood me up after his girlfriend found out about us
-You should have seen that coming, he is a classic dominic.

by Chulio June 7, 2019

classic rock

Perhaps the greatest and most inspirational genre of music, classic rock is also known as "Hair Metal". The name "Hair Metal" originated because of bands like Mötley Crüe, Van Halen and others. The enormous hair and skin tight leather pants, lyrics about girls and booze, and "fuck you" attitude is what sums up a classic rock band. Such bands were mostly popular in the 80's, but continue to live on in the hearts of many metalheads today.

Bands like Guns N' Roses, AC/DC, Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, Twisted Sister, and Def Leppard are all classic rock bands. Classic rock will forever live on.

by Proud To Be American December 8, 2004

Instant Classic

phrase used when something is incredibly cool. Always accompanied by the "OK" hand signal and a huge smile. Originated at Kentlake Highschool in WA

*your team scores a point*...wow, that was an instant classic!!

by Peter April 27, 2003

Aryan classic

"Aryan classic" is a dogwhistle used by homosexual submissive hairless man, who want to have an anal intercourse with an alpha male of an Iranic descent, while jumping up and down like crazy (a.k.a twerking)

Submissive gay man:Aryan classic
Iranian gay: *unzipps his pants

by Twojstaryzrekutasy420 August 17, 2023

The Classical Dilemna

The problem that arises when two friends/acquaintances meet each other, and one prepares for a handshake, while the other comes in for a fist bump.

This usually results in a subsequent change/reversal of greeting method for each party, and in more confusing attempts to combine two incompatible hand formations.

Brad: Hey whats up Tom.
Tom: Whats up Brad.

*Brad extends his hand while Brad puts forward his fist.

Brad: Ah, I see we have stumbled into The Classical Dilemna.

by KrakenHead October 10, 2013