Chapping

The act of applying chapstick to your asshole in preparation for a spicy shit, in an effort to reduce the burning sensation that often accompanies dumps containing spicy food.

I spent some time chapping, before sitting down to excavate the Firey Doritos Los Taco with added jalapeños from my bowels.

by Chapmaster420 April 9, 2023

Chopin

A synonym describing the process whereby a living or non-living object breaks up another living or non-living object into smaller pieces that are usually not able to be put back together again

Before your dad went to get milk, he ordered you to do some Chopin on the piano.
Soon, your room was full of small pieces of wood.
I guess that's why he didn't come back.

by professional_circle July 19, 2023

chippington

When someone/something is doing or has done acts of a chipper

when i pulled out of my driveway the car started to stall, i knew it was going to be a chippington type day

by officialchippington October 25, 2023

Choppanese

Choppanese (chop an ease)

A sub-section of Jamaican Patois used to talk about a breach of the integrity of cyber security popularized by Bob (Najeeriii) we have no idea what bro is saying but that shit goes hard

When bob a talk it nuh nawmal a choppanese dat

by Reqal guy jad November 20, 2023

Choppanese

A sub-section of Jamaican patois, used to talk about the lack of integrity in cyber security popularized by Bob (Najeeriii) we have no idea what bro says but it sound tuff

When bob a talk it nuh nawmal a choppanese dat

by Reqal guy jad November 20, 2023

Clopping

Masterbaiting to My Little Pony smut, corn, hentai etc. Typically used by Bronies, fanboys of My Little Pony.

"I think I'm gonna start clopping to this smutty fic"

by P00RY March 10, 2024

Chipping

To partake in the sexual activity of ramming a live chipmunk up you rear entrance into your anal cavity and allow it to squirm around.

Last night on my nature retreat I got the sudden urge to begin chipping with the nearest chipmunk

by goonmaster34 March 21, 2024