To misstate or lie about one's age.
Derives from the misstatement of He Kexin's and Yang Yun's age as 16 (2 years older than they were) during 2008 and 2000 Olympics respectively.
Derives from the misstatement of He Kexin's and Yang Yun's age as 16 (2 years older than they were) during 2008 and 2000 Olympics respectively.
by ra99 October 14, 2008
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Chinese shit - "You gotta help me, Doc. I've been poisoned by some kind of Chinese synthetic shit. It feels like I'm slowing down, you know, caught in a tar pit. Also got that blurred vision."
by Mr. Chelios October 7, 2015
Get the chinese shit mug.The chinese tickler is the act of two males inserting their penises into a chinese finger trap and then proceeding to pull and push making the trap tighter and looser respectively.
Boy: Man my dick is so sore.
Man: What happened?
Boy: I just did the chinese tickler
Man: that explains the cross pattern
Man: What happened?
Boy: I just did the chinese tickler
Man: that explains the cross pattern
by thechinamanwiththeplan February 11, 2012
Get the chinese tickler mug.(1) ...And God said on the fourth day, let there be breaded deep fried balls of chicken, and there were....and they were good.
(2) if it ain't breaded and deep fried, then it ain't chinese food
(3) Getting some chinese poontang
(2) if it ain't breaded and deep fried, then it ain't chinese food
(3) Getting some chinese poontang
"I could go for some chinese food. I'll have a 4, 45, and a 84 please"
"Where's all the chicken in these addictive greasy balls?"
"Damn that girl looks good, i needs to get me some of that chinese food!"
"Where's all the chicken in these addictive greasy balls?"
"Damn that girl looks good, i needs to get me some of that chinese food!"
by Reggie Regg November 22, 2003
Get the Chinese Food mug.What US president Donald Trump calls coronavirus to promote his own racist agenda against Asian-Americans. Because of Trump hate crime has now increased towards Asian-Americans because of how Trump supporters now think they are all carriers of a contagious virus.
Donald Trump at a coronavirus briefing referred to the coronavirus as the Chinese Virus as an opportunity to promote his racist agenda.
by IceChill789 May 7, 2020
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A very large Asian woman, sometimes dressed as a sumo wrestler, who gives a lapdance to a man. The dancer throws a load of fried rice on the man's lap, then begins to give him a dance, which makes a chemical reaction in the dancer's asshole and inflates the ass like a balloon.
Sometimes performed by Asian men to women
A very large Asian woman, sometimes dressed as a sumo wrestler, who gives a lapdance to a man. The dancer throws a load of fried rice on the man's lap, then begins to give him a dance, which makes a chemical reaction in the dancer's asshole and inflates the ass like a balloon.
Sometimes performed by Asian men to women
"Mark went to China and hired a sumo wrestler to give him a chinese assload, but then he realized it was just Jamie!"
"I hear a chinese assload is the best lapdance you can ever receive at that bar in Chinatown. Better than any whore by far!"
"I hear a chinese assload is the best lapdance you can ever receive at that bar in Chinatown. Better than any whore by far!"
by MMjr April 5, 2009
Get the chinese assload mug.When you stick a bag up a girls vaginal region. Filling the bag with cum/poop/or anything else you can find. Afterwards when the bag is full you stick a pvc pipe down the bag, snugly tight. Then you blow into the pvc causing the bag to explode in her vagina.
by Chinese Bagpipe creator November 29, 2009
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