The Chinese Dove is when instead of sitting on a toilet bowl regularily for a shit, you stand on the rim of the seat, squat, and flap your arms while the shit leaves your anus.
Jordan and I were having battleshits and he whipped out the Chinese Dove. Needless to say, he won that battle.
by Tomathen23 May 7, 2011
Get the Chinese Dovemug. To perform oral sex on a woman. Its a small, but managable leap from the stereotype that chinese restaurants serve cat meat.
by Mister_Miagi July 30, 2010
Get the eating chinesemug. A special (you guessed it!) Chinese poison that is administered via injection into your enemy that slows down their heart beat, eventually stopping it, resulting in death within (usually) an hour. The effects can only be postponed through increasing the adrenaline levels. We give this shit to horses, after all.
Chinese shit - "You gotta help me, Doc. I've been poisoned by some kind of Chinese synthetic shit. It feels like I'm slowing down, you know, caught in a tar pit. Also got that blurred vision."
by Mr. Chelios October 7, 2015
Get the chinese shitmug. (1) ...And God said on the fourth day, let there be breaded deep fried balls of chicken, and there were....and they were good.
(2) if it ain't breaded and deep fried, then it ain't chinese food
(3) Getting some chinese poontang
(2) if it ain't breaded and deep fried, then it ain't chinese food
(3) Getting some chinese poontang
"I could go for some chinese food. I'll have a 4, 45, and a 84 please"
"Where's all the chicken in these addictive greasy balls?"
"Damn that girl looks good, i needs to get me some of that chinese food!"
"Where's all the chicken in these addictive greasy balls?"
"Damn that girl looks good, i needs to get me some of that chinese food!"
by Reggie Regg November 22, 2003
Get the Chinese Foodmug. What US president Donald Trump calls coronavirus to promote his own racist agenda against Asian-Americans. Because of Trump hate crime has now increased towards Asian-Americans because of how Trump supporters now think they are all carriers of a contagious virus.
Donald Trump at a coronavirus briefing referred to the coronavirus as the Chinese Virus as an opportunity to promote his racist agenda.
by IceChill789 May 7, 2020
Get the Chinese Virusmug. A special/scary type of lapdance, typically found in underground Asian bars:
A very large Asian woman, sometimes dressed as a sumo wrestler, who gives a lapdance to a man. The dancer throws a load of fried rice on the man's lap, then begins to give him a dance, which makes a chemical reaction in the dancer's asshole and inflates the ass like a balloon.
Sometimes performed by Asian men to women
A very large Asian woman, sometimes dressed as a sumo wrestler, who gives a lapdance to a man. The dancer throws a load of fried rice on the man's lap, then begins to give him a dance, which makes a chemical reaction in the dancer's asshole and inflates the ass like a balloon.
Sometimes performed by Asian men to women
"Mark went to China and hired a sumo wrestler to give him a chinese assload, but then he realized it was just Jamie!"
"I hear a chinese assload is the best lapdance you can ever receive at that bar in Chinatown. Better than any whore by far!"
"I hear a chinese assload is the best lapdance you can ever receive at that bar in Chinatown. Better than any whore by far!"
by MMjr April 5, 2009
Get the chinese assloadmug. When you stick a bag up a girls vaginal region. Filling the bag with cum/poop/or anything else you can find. Afterwards when the bag is full you stick a pvc pipe down the bag, snugly tight. Then you blow into the pvc causing the bag to explode in her vagina.
by Chinese Bagpipe creator November 29, 2009
Get the Chinese Bagpipemug.