Chopper

A versatile word that is generally used to describe someone who is a bit of a goon/ loser. Can also be shortened to chop.

Have you met that Simon bloke? He's a complete chopper!

by Rob In June 3, 2014

work crapper

Taking a crap at work.

You know he's a work crapper he goes in the bathroom every day after lunch.

by Maggie April 19, 2005

Chapped

1. Having no money 2. uncool 3. ugly 4.disrespectful 5. generally undesirable

" Nigga your ol lady is chapped."

" I gotta find some ins im booku chapped."

by Lyrical_Beast September 7, 2009

waffle crapper

A girl that is so hot she could crap on a plate of your waffles, and you would forgive her -- you might even get turned on by it. The term is also meant to show contempt for waffle crappers who use their waffle-crapper-ness to take advantage of guys.

Our waitress took a sip of my drink before she brought it to the table. If she wasn't such a waffle crapper, I'd probably be upset.

by Leroy of the Lame Ingineers November 29, 2004

clapper

A young woman who is so loose in the vaginal area that she claps when she walks.

That girl who had sex with Jon was a clapper I have seen her leave that bar with 8 other dudes in the past month.

by mikemikemike86 November 9, 2006

Crapper Snapper

The Crapper Snapper is an act performed during sexual intercourse, and is only possible while in the position popularly known as "doggy-style." The individual who is behind (the "giver" to the "receiver," as it were) takes a rubber-band and pulls it back as far as he (or she, in the event of a strap-on situation) can and snaps the anus of the receiver, thenceforth referred to as the Crapper-Snapped. The point of the Crapper Snapper is three-fold. 1. Maximum disrespect. 2. You must try to stay inside of the Crapper-Snapped's orifice for as long as you can. 3. Fun.

Bob: "I'm going to break up with my girlfriend today, she's so annoying. How can I get her off my case?"
John: "Dawg you need to give that bitch a Crapper Snapper. You snap that woman's crapper and she ain't ever gonna wanna talk to you again, you dig?!"
Bob: "Thanks, man! I'm going to go screw her doggy-style right now!"

by Big D E March 6, 2014

shin chopper

A person, who for no reason, decides to karate chop another person in the shin, causing major bruising. A shin chopper will rarely say sorry to their victims, and if they do, they will not mean it because they seem to think its funny.

Mel: i can't believe you just shin chopped me!
Mitch: lol that was a good chop.
Mel: it frigen hurt u bloody shin chopper!!!
Mitch: sorry lol
Mel: i'll get you back *shakes fist*

by TheGreenMachine May 4, 2009