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Catholic Virgin

Refers to a person, usually female, who will engage in sexual acts other than vaginal penetration of a penis. Vaginal penetration of a penis is "sex" and therefore evil--so to maintain "virginity", Roman Catholic Virgins will engage in manual, oral, anal, or anything else that isn't vaginal. Personally, I think it's a sign of serious hypocrisy.
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It's been one week since my last confession."
"Have you committed sins of the flesh?"
"No, I'm still a virgin."
***This penitent is lying: Manual, Oral, and Anal Sex are all SEX. It's right there in the titles!***

"I went out with this chick from St. Thomas Aquinas last night."
"Any action?"
"Hell yeah--she's Catholic so she took it up the ass! I fucking love Catholic virgins!"
by The Ripper January 9, 2005
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cathar

A legendary master of watercooling, an asset to OCAU (OverClockers Australia). He is the founder of the great Little River White Water and more recently the Cascade Style Water Block.
Cathar is a God.
Cathar is a fuckin gun.
OCAU's got Cathar, you haven got shit on us.
by Kippa-Dee August 4, 2003
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Cathy Bates from Misery

To drag down a loved one for your own personal gain, as did Cathy Bates in the movie "Misery".
Damn girl, you told Ben you were pregnant so he'd stay with you? That's some straight up Cathy Bates from Misery shit!
by 0/0\0 August 9, 2008
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Cathaleen

Name for girls of Scottish Welsh, or Irish heritage, spelled the Irish way! Only the most mouthy, stubborn, cool, smart, caring, nice girls are named this.

Cathaleen's are one of a kind. They are intelligent, constantly seeking knowledge, inquisitive, caring, spontaneous, crabby, loving, tolerant to a point, artistic and creative, freaky in bed... Get a Cathaleen's heart and make her your world and she will show you everything you dreamed a dirty girl can be and more. She is the definition of professional in public, best friend while hanging out and personal cortasant in the bedroom.
However betray her or threaten those she loves and youll unlock the anger of her Irish name... She won't see a stop but will seek and destroy all those who oppose her... With age she becomes more underhanded and hoans the ability to ruin you and bring you to death without ever touching you. she is pure as her name ensues your behavior determines if she is pure evil, pure heaven, pure angel, pure insane or pure chaos
Ex:
Boy1: Being with her is amazing

Boy2: is she just the best so far or is she a true Cathaleen

Ex:

She had more emotions then there are emoji's to describe she was definitely a Cathaleen
by Evilsnowrider July 5, 2012
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cathro

Very violent and of an insane disposition. One who is cathro is of a proud nature, but too incompetent to shave their own sideburns.
"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but your son has a very distinct case of cathro."
"Ima go FULL CATHRO on your backside!"
by Uncle Cactus November 26, 2013
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Catholic Camp

When one's friend goes away for a weekend and leaves you stranded with no hope drinking your sorrows away as s/he learns about God.
Oh gosh john went to catholic camp and I have no one to chill with.
by USS PussyDestroyer69 November 12, 2014
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Cathundrum

An unwanted situation. A shortened version for terms such as "In a pickle" or "stuck between a rock and a hard place".
Hiding from the cops in a garbage bin*

Mumbles to self; "I seem to be in a bit of a cathundrum here..."
by RedCrystalStorm June 3, 2017
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