Caleb Sattais

A very hot guy, who shits in peoples kitty litter.
-Caleb

p1: Caleb Sattais, please stop shitting in the kitty litter
p2: ok

by Gerald Corsbey May 28, 2019

Cale Patrick

A total Dad

Cale Patrick is such a Dad

by Mommasboi69 October 11, 2019

Calboy1704

A controversial but influential (to some), professional vaper. Calboy1704 is callum brown is a full time vaper and has been for around 7 months, he’s known around posh ends like oaks and tonbridge for dealing vaper to underage kids.

I just hit up calboy1704, he getting me a vape tomorrow bruv

by Calboy1704 October 30, 2019

Caleb

Pretty cool guy, he's kinda awkward at times but it grows on you in a good way over time. Caleb's usually have a dark or dirty sense of humor, probably due to the fact that they never have girlfriends, so they're not really contained. Caleb's are great at most things, but long periods of time, doing one thing? Nah, not for him. They just want someone to cuddle with, and just accept them as who they are.

"Hello, Caleb"
Caleb: "Yo, how are you?"

by NotACalebAtAll November 10, 2019

Caleb

He’s a short kid who tries his best to be confident and act big for his girl. He’ll pick a fight with anybody even if he knows he’s going to lose. He has nice eyes and is just a great person to be around. He works out but is skinny as hell and is very athletic. His hair is so soft and will make you never want to take your hand out of it. He’s an amazing kisser and is great in bed. Caleb is an overall amazing person and is not somebody you’d want to lose.

Caleb is such a hottie, but I have no chance

by bigbootybitch445 February 2, 2020

Cakeos

When you’re making cake at midnight and onward and you start to take structural and creative liberties with your cake.

(One friend speaking to another)
Friend One: Add some more red coloring.
Friend Two: But it’s supposed to be pink. It’s going to look like blood.

Friend One: Exactly.
Friend Two: Ew, no.
Friend One: (Chanting) CAKEOS! CAKEOS!
Friend Two: (Joins in) CAKEOS! CAKEOS!

by Brother Dingus March 13, 2020

Caleb Nash

The single most sexually frustrated human in existence. Everyone hates the cunt. Nobody gives a shit about what he has to say. Horny bugger.

“Oh my god Bruce! You’re being such a Caleb Nash today; can’t keep your hands off those underage children!”

by Josh the pumm slayer May 9, 2020