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Crispy nacho

Outstanding performer or teammate. Maintains form under pressure. The nacho that stays crispy when the others go soggy under the pile of guacamole cheese and sour cream.

May refer to particularly sexually desirable person.

In online games can be one who has narrowly missed a ban or other sanction by in game moderators. Doesn’t melt when the oven temperature is turned up.
Josh you crispy nacho! Player of the game.

I can’t wait to get my hands on that crispy nacho!

The mods could have got us all with their cheese but that crispy nacho didn’t go limp
by Sawtooth March 17, 2021
mugGet the Crispy nachomug.

crispy

Why you so crispy Shatifa?
by Shatifa the third December 7, 2017
mugGet the crispymug.

crispy mom

Say the crunchy mom life is a little too extreme for you. You can go crispy mom. Pick and choose how crazy you’d like to get with the neo hippieniss.
Crunchy mom 1: omg! Can you believe Emily? She’s such a crispy mom.

Crunchy mom 2: what’s a crispy mom?

Crunchy mom 1: she’s like us but normal because she doesn’t do all the crazy things we do.
by That person he’s mean January 14, 2023
mugGet the crispy mommug.

Crispy

Person 1: bruh he just did a double backflip
Person 2: yo that’s crispy
by Fatherrizzmas January 16, 2023
mugGet the Crispymug.
On the twenty-first of June, you should eat crispy toe nails dipped in cheddar cheese until you have a stomach puncture.
Have you heared what happened to Joe?

No what?

He's got stomach puncture, he's in the hospital.

Oh my god, why?

Check urbandictionary. You'll read about the International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day
by HipósGeci June 20, 2021
mugGet the International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating daymug.

Crispy Cone

Did you see that boomer tanning naked over there? He's got the smallest crispy cone I've ever seen.
by ChaoticWeiner March 28, 2025
mugGet the Crispy Conemug.

Crispy Pretzel Chicken Fries

when you and your babe start making out put the fries into her pussy and then eat them. yum.
wowzers dude, i totally did the crispy pretzel chicken fries with tasha!
by sussybls December 3, 2023
mugGet the Crispy Pretzel Chicken Friesmug.

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