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Niko Bullshit

When something is so completely ridiculous, it's not just bullshit, it's Niko Bullshit.
"So, I put on my super powerful god armor and killed him with a butter knife! It happened, I swear!"
"Now that's some serious Niko Bullshit."
by IronDawn November 24, 2019
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Bullshit Clown

When a person is frequently spewing obvious lies to everyone that someone has to immediately call them out their bullshit.
Person 1 - Hey guys! Did you know my penis is 12 inches long?!

Person - No it’s not! Stop being such a bullshit clown!
by BungBoy995 February 23, 2022
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Bullshit Banner

The clickable banner appearing under an internet video or post about a certain controversial subject, warning that the content of the video may not be an official interpretation of facts according to the editorial staff of the platform, and attempting to present the approved version of reality through a link.
Whenever I try to scroll down to the comment section, I keep accidentally clicking on the Bullshit Banner.
by Government Glasses November 9, 2020
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Teenage Bullshit

(Noun) Def: The years in your life when who slept with whom was both news and important, a topic of discussion and a reason to be angry.
Often used as a pejorative, specifically toward post-high school gossips as they age into their late twenties.
See also: slut shaming.
Example: my 18 year-old friend just called me crying after someone at a party just shamed her for sleeping with some guy, and I tried to be supportive while thinking, "This is some serious teenage bullshit".
by Loki Wordsmith December 18, 2020
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Running bullshit

A daily problem which is similar to a "running gag" but never made you laugh : finding the right charger for your laptop, remember an old password, repairing the leaking toilet... Used as syntagm, adjective or interjection.
"Damn! I forgot my running bullshit pass in my jacket!"
by Corduroy par XM September 22, 2016
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Arcane Bullshit

1 - A highly intensionally nonsensical 106-card oracle deck, think Tarot... But with weird characters, cool nudity, and cursing!

2 - The brand behind the deck, which also does a variety of other cool and bizarre designs and Memes and other manners of high holy weirdness.
I just ordered a 3rd edition Arcane Bullshit deck.

Did you see the Arcane Bullshit meme about racism-free eldritch alternatives to the lore of HP Lovecraft? That was EPIC!
by King Of Werd May 7, 2021
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Perfect bullshit

It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.
“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”
by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020
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