Bored

When you have nothing to do because you have no friends, so you make random definitions on Urban Dictionary.

Daisy: broski whats with all the definitions
Me: i was bored
Daisy: get a life
Me: i tried

Daisy: try harder

by I like avocados November 2, 2019

Bored of jacking off

When you're bored of masturbating but you do it anyway because you bored of everything else too and at least that gives you some kind of feeling.

This being defined as

You: man I'm so bored of jacking off but honestly everything else feels the same so I guess I'll masturbate.

by Imdeadinsidebutstillhorny February 21, 2022

Dead bored

bored till like a dead person.

Alissa : heyy girl, hows yesterday?
Me : dead bored.

by Beandots January 29, 2009

break up with your girlfriend, i'm bored

Song by Ariana Grande from her Album "Thank U, Next"

You need to listen to the song first
"Have you heard break up with your girlfriend, i'm bored? It's lit!"

by 3 AM FEELS February 9, 2019

bordoman

a nickname given to some kid named larry.

-who's that kid doing the announcements?

-oh, thats bordoman.

by jgjhgjhg October 14, 2006

bordidus

disease where the infectant is commonly severely bored at random periods in his life,usually on weekends

Infectant:Im bored
Teen:Lets go get some pizza
Infectant:(starts dozing off in chair)
Teen:Definitely bordidus

by Maxwell High November 26, 2007

Bored Surf

The pointless surfing you do online when you are extremely bored.

Justin: "Hey man, what are you going to do tonight"
Tony: "Nothing really man, i think i'll just bored surf"

by Tony "spade face" April 13, 2010