frustration boner

a frustration boner usually happens when someone is losing at any kind of event, such as a video game. your testosterone is quickly channeled into your penis, causing you to sport a brand new boner fueled by your angry testosterone rush.

after i got stuck with a grenade in halo, i was forced to excuse myself from the game to relieve my frustration boner.

by davidthemurderer January 27, 2006

popping boners

to get an erection

dude i just popped a boner

by a'non'y'mous January 25, 2004

Breakdown Boner

The practically orgasmic uncorking of spontaneous joy from listening to a hardcore breakdown.

When we were in the car jamming out to "You Already Know What You Are" by ADTR, Taylor got a phone call and had to turn it off, and thus totally killed my Breakdown Boner.

by A4estonfire April 25, 2010

Disgust boner

When something is that disgusting it gives you a boner

Your face is that ugly I have a disgust boner

by Richb84 January 10, 2017

boner-flex

Sometimes spelled bonerflex. A boner-flex is when one is in a public place or something and he is horny and has a boner. However, not wanting to embarrass himself by masturbating, he flexing his penal muscles to acquire the intended pleasure.

The word boner-flex can also be used as a substitute for various swear words.

Dude, I was so horny in class so I just had a great boner-flex.

Dude, what the boner-flex?!

Son of a boner-flex!

by Smittalicious October 21, 2014

Boner jaw

A bitch woman who gives you a hard time.

That boner jaw needs to learn to shut her fucking mouth.

by Boss Bonus December 14, 2019

boner insurance

Stringing your present girlfriend along until you can find a new and improved one.....

Even though she made him mental,Paul made sure he had boner insurance by dating his present girlfriend until he could find a better replacement.

by sheila in the car September 23, 2011