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Bone Popper

A girl that is so hot she instantly brings a bone popping, stiff erection.

A bone popper will leave you with a two-by-four in your pants for several hours. Medical attention may be required.
Harper walked by Cody taunting him with her luscious looks. Cody knew it was a bad idea to look at her, because she was a bone popper.

He collapsed, all the blood rushing to his stiffy. When he woke up, he was in an ambulance going to the hospital.
by Jrubadub July 17, 2010
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Choking Bone

My roommate is always choking bone.

Hand me that towel. I need a wank hank cause I’ll be choking bone.

My uncle caught me choking bone so I let him watch.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2018
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Bone Wand

1. A wand made of bone.

2. Another term for an erect penis.
Guy 1: Is that hot seaman all over the floor?

Guy 2: Um...yeah, no sweat, I was just in here casting some spells with my bone wand.
by benevident January 14, 2014
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dog boned

a term used to describe what happens to nice guys, a girl will love them and play with them for a while but after awhile they just get chewed up buried and forgot about just like a DOG BONE
a nice guy falls for a girl and she toys with his feelings then justs moves on just like a dog does with a dog bone play with it for a while love it then start to chew on it and destroy it then bury it and forget it "dog boned"
by bowwacker June 17, 2013
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Bone yogurt

The bitch was lactose intolerant so I couldn't give her any bone yogurt.
by Mcfeeley July 13, 2011
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Bone melter

Any situation or person that would end an erection quickly. Picturing your grandmother naked is the original bone melter.
Man 1: "That girl is so ugly she could make a strap-on go limp"
Man 2: "Yeah, she's a real bone melter"
by Paul Dick March 16, 2008
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Rosetta Bone

A one night stand where participants do not share a language. And, in theory, you each leave the encounter having picked up a term or two.
Girl 1: "Did you really Rosetta Bone that Swede last night?"

Girl 2: "Ja, hela natten!"
(Yes, all night!)
by TRikki February 11, 2014
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