Airplane Blonde

One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

Kelly is hot but her roommate told me she's an airplane blonde.

by Keith January 4, 2004

dumb blonde

a girl who looks absolutely gorgeous, great figure, great legs, nice blonde hair (usually bleached). Yet there's something about the peroxide because she just seems to have no sence at all. A lot of guys want to date her and bag her but you can't really "fuck her brains out" if there's nothing up there. She often has a totally blank spaced out look on her pretty face, she is so "out there in the ozone layer" but her looks and vacant air of sexuality may get her around in life (look at some of the entertainment industry's biggest stars today), yet her IQ may be so room temperature that she may not know or comprehend where you "plug it in". Someone may have to tell her. An absolutely vapid dizz. A bad example for females growing up.

1. Because I'm blonde, I don't have to think
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry about gettin' a man
If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan

'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!

I see people workin', it just makes me giggle
'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle
'Cause I'm blonde, B-L-O-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me?
...

'Cause I'm blonde, nyah nyah nyah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, nyah nyah nyah! ...

I took an IQ test and I flunked it, of course
I can't spell VW, but I got a Porsche
'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L-I-N-D!
'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me? ...

Girls think I'm snotty and maybe its true
With my hair and body, you would be too
'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L... I don't know!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah! - JULIE BROWN

2. Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are ditzy dumb blondes.

3. Earlier this century, Britney Spears said that we must all stand together behind the President no matter what he says or does. Need I say anymore?

4. I dated a girl with bleached hair in college. She's got knowledge and refinement but she is quite an airhead, an educated fool. She'd tell me, the professor of the class we were in together and practically everyone we ran into on a date her life story and all the things me and her did. What do ya know?

5.

Q: How did the dumb blonde correct a mistake on a report on her computer?

A: She used Wite-Out on the computer screen!

6. I like women of all hair colors. Not every blonde woman is a dumb blonde.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 27, 2009

blonde moment

an action/event/happening that makes a person look so dumb and/or retarded, that they don't even realize it, and gain the iq of a blonde person.

Hey, did you see Tyler get the shit beat outta him over a pen?
Yep, he had a blonde moment.

You see that arguement that Alex and Mike had?
Yeah, Alex was havin' a blonde moment...
Why?
She was pissed about him taking her pencil, when she never had one.

by david7777 March 17, 2008

blonde moment

A specific moment when one acts blonde.

by Addiy March 28, 2003

Trophy-blonde

When a guy isn't over his ex-girlfriend so he starts sleeping with a tall pretty blonde girl with the intention of:
a)pissing off his ex
b)impressing his friends
A Trophy-blonde has to have:

-long blonde hair, bubbly personality
- very affectionate/sexy
-is the epitome of what many girls are subconsciously intimidated by in other women
(doesn't work if ex is also a tall blonde)

James is totally sleeping with that trophy-blonde to piss his ex sharon off, and it's definitely working!

by Jonis415 November 10, 2010

Dumb Blonde

The only kind of blonde there is. They're dumb because their boobs are so much bigger than there brain.

Dumb Blonde:Um.....what?
Dumb Blonde:Huh?

by EatShitAndDie January 19, 2009

blonde

Hair that reflects sunlight instead of absorbing it. Many celebrities are known to bleach their hair this color in order to attract attention. Natural blondes are far and few. There are some blondes in places you wouldn't except, like the Berbers of Morocco, or villages in the Middle East because it's a recessive gene that exists in many ethnicities, not just white people. Might be extinct in 200 years because blonde people are too busy getting drunk and being promiscuous to have children...

Jon: Save the blondes!
Ali: Why?
Jon: Because they are hot.
Ali: You're superficial.
Jon: I know. Why are they so hot?
Ali: ...
Ali: Well, what about redheads? They are probably going to be extinct faster.
Jon: Hmm...name one goodlooking redhead.
Ali: ...

by ballerr86 February 28, 2009