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Undercover Blond

A brunette CONVINCED they are blond/e and everyone around them just doesn´t recognize that their hair consists entirely of golden locks.
Kensyn is such an undercover blond!
by GenesisDanny March 14, 2019
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Blonde starfish

Kyle got a blonde starfish to prepare for the porn he was shooting.
by JAKIL June 7, 2016
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Beyond Blonde

1. Dumber than dumb
2. Dumber than a stereotypical blonde
3. No clue
4. Clueless
5. Unaware of surroundings
6. Air head
1. Man that dude can’t spell a two syllable word
2. Person 1: Did you hear about the World Trade Center, you know twin towers
Beyond Blonde: what! when? ...oh you mean the County Jail (Los Angeles County Jail) is refered to “twin towers”
3.friend 1: “What a dumb ass!” He went an did it anyway.

Friend 2: yeah I told em too
Friend 1: that muthaf*^ka’s beyond blonde
by byMarkeeDeejune2018 June 30, 2018
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Blackout Blonde

No grandma, you don't have gray hair! You're just a blackout blonde.
by HairGenius September 30, 2013
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Marmalade blonde

That's not a carrot top its a marmalade blonde
by DeepSmart July 17, 2009
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Dumb blonde

Person with blonde hair and is slow, confused a lot, bubbly, and pretty. If you are a blonde and you are looking this up you are most likely a dumb blonde.
Teacher: “why is water blue class?”
Blonde: “because it’s a reflection of the sky”

Teacher: “SARA YOU’RE SUCH A DUMB BLONDE”
by Thedumestblond May 9, 2020
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Dogbutt Blonde

The color of an English Cream Retriever's butt on a sunny day the middle of March, also used to describe a girl's hair color.
Dude, that girl's hair was dogbutt blonde!
by Toastmaster Trev March 5, 2020
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