Blonde Shaming

Blonde Shaming is: Being critical of blonde haired people by use personal opinion(s), or to utilize stereotypes (like) dumb blonde, too blonde, so blonde, blonde moment, etc. Can insinuate improper color (natural or artificial) or lack of intelligence based on hair color; an attitude of shame towards blonde hair people. Blonde shaming is a form of body shaming.
Blonde shaming can also be Shade Shame: what is "best" for them: bleached, natural, "wrong" or "incorrect" tonality. "You are too blonde, it washes you out!" or "Your blonde is yellow, it can't be natural" or "Your hair isn't natural!"

Lack of intelligence: dumb blonde
by 6 ft Blonde July 03, 2013
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blond hoe

A hoe who is blond, usually a very cocky and horny blond girl. Ages run through high school to late 40's.
Lady: Did you see what Britney did?
Lady 2: Ya, jerking off that guy, she is such a blond hoe!
by LaZumbaKarumba June 14, 2017
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Blonded out

When a person enters a stage of drunk following buzzed but subsequent to blacked out. This stage is very common in blondes and symptoms include: dancing wildly, getting arrested, puking, drinking, having blonde hair, remember part of last nights events, and having blue eyes. If your friend has any of these symptoms please sit back and enjoy the ride.
"Girlfriend, you should of saw that crazy Bre last night. She was so blonded out, like she almost got arrested.
by Colewindz September 25, 2014
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Blackout Blonde

No grandma, you don't have gray hair! You're just a blackout blonde.
by HairGenius September 30, 2013
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Dumb blonde

Person with blonde hair and is slow, confused a lot, bubbly, and pretty. If you are a blonde and you are looking this up you are most likely a dumb blonde.
Teacher: “why is water blue class?”
Blonde: “because it’s a reflection of the sky

Teacher: “SARA YOU’RE SUCH A DUMB BLONDE
by Thedumestblond May 10, 2020
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pumpkin blonde

A color of blonde that is specifically for blondes that want to continue to be blonde throughout the fall.
"Hey Allison what color are you dying your hair this fall?"
"Pumpkin blonde"
by LegallyBlond October 01, 2015
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Dogbutt Blonde

The color of an English Cream Retriever's butt on a sunny day the middle of March, also used to describe a girl's hair color.
by Toastmaster Trev March 06, 2020
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