Republican blonde

This phrase refers to the hair color commonly found amongst women who badly bleach their hair to look more like their right-wing idols, Ivanka Trump, Tomi Lahren, etc. They can be any age, but always have conservative beliefs and are often the ones to call in reports of POC doing non-criminal things, like walking in their own neighborhood, etc.

Well, I wanted to try a new look for my hair but I didn’t want to end up republican blonde, ya know?

by Strawberrybetty January 14, 2021

Blonde Ron

A faux pas or blunder.

Don't pull a Blonde Ron and poop in the airplane toilet.

by The Mechanic KoolAid Acid Test January 20, 2020

blond radio

The greatest podcast on the entire planet. A wholesome look into people and the thoughts that shape them. Also hosted by some sexy mf named Brad.

"Did you listen to the newest episode of Blond Radio???"
"of course i did tf you think"

by TastesLikeDoom October 11, 2020

Blackout Blonde

A nice way to say gray hair.

No grandma, you don't have gray hair! You're just a blackout blonde.

by HairGenius September 30, 2013

blond hoe

A hoe who is blond, usually a very cocky and horny blond girl. Ages run through high school to late 40's.

Lady: Did you see what Britney did?
Lady 2: Ya, jerking off that guy, she is such a blond hoe!

by LaZumbaKarumba June 14, 2017

Undercover Blond

A brunette CONVINCED they are blond/e and everyone around them just doesn´t recognize that their hair consists entirely of golden locks.

Kensyn is such an undercover blond!

by GenesisDanny March 14, 2019

Blonde Beer

When you piss in Ginger Beer and plan on drinking the beverage, it is known as Blonde Beer.

"This tastes weird, Mark. What is it?"
"Blonde Beer, Stan. It's a classic."

by C L G May 7, 2018