A hoe who is blond, usually a very cocky and horny blond girl. Ages run through high school to late 40's.
by LaZumbaKarumba June 14, 2017
Get the blond hoemug. A brunette CONVINCED they are blond/e and everyone around them just doesn´t recognize that their hair consists entirely of golden locks.
Kensyn is such an undercover blond!
by GenesisDanny March 14, 2019
Get the Undercover Blondmug. A girl that looks good from a distance, but when you get close up, you observe that the brushstrokes are somewhat crudely assembled. A work of art she is not.
I thought I saw a gorgeous chick the other day, but she was a disappointing Monet blonde when she crossed over the road.
by wizzerman February 23, 2012
Get the Monet Blondemug. When a person enters a stage of drunk following buzzed but subsequent to blacked out. This stage is very common in blondes and symptoms include: dancing wildly, getting arrested, puking, drinking, having blonde hair, remember part of last nights events, and having blue eyes. If your friend has any of these symptoms please sit back and enjoy the ride.
"Girlfriend, you should of saw that crazy Bre last night. She was so blonded out, like she almost got arrested.
by Colewindz September 24, 2014
Get the Blonded outmug. by JAKIL June 7, 2016
Get the Blonde starfishmug. The greatest podcast on the entire planet. A wholesome look into people and the thoughts that shape them. Also hosted by some sexy mf named Brad.
by TastesLikeDoom October 11, 2020
Get the blond radiomug. by DeepSmart July 17, 2009
Get the Marmalade blondemug.