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Republican blonde

This phrase refers to the hair color commonly found amongst women who badly bleach their hair to look more like their right-wing idols, Ivanka Trump, Tomi Lahren, etc. They can be any age, but always have conservative beliefs and are often the ones to call in reports of POC doing non-criminal things, like walking in their own neighborhood, etc.
Well, I wanted to try a new look for my hair but I didn’t want to end up republican blonde, ya know?
by Strawberrybetty January 14, 2021
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Blonde Ron

Don't pull a Blonde Ron and poop in the airplane toilet.
by The Mechanic KoolAid Acid Test January 20, 2020
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blond radio

The greatest podcast on the entire planet. A wholesome look into people and the thoughts that shape them. Also hosted by some sexy mf named Brad.
"Did you listen to the newest episode of Blond Radio???"
"of course i did tf you think"
by TastesLikeDoom October 11, 2020
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Blonde starfish

Kyle got a blonde starfish to prepare for the porn he was shooting.
by JAKIL June 7, 2016
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Monet Blonde

A girl that looks good from a distance, but when you get close up, you observe that the brushstrokes are somewhat crudely assembled. A work of art she is not.
I thought I saw a gorgeous chick the other day, but she was a disappointing Monet blonde when she crossed over the road.
by wizzerman February 23, 2012
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Blonded out

When a person enters a stage of drunk following buzzed but subsequent to blacked out. This stage is very common in blondes and symptoms include: dancing wildly, getting arrested, puking, drinking, having blonde hair, remember part of last nights events, and having blue eyes. If your friend has any of these symptoms please sit back and enjoy the ride.
"Girlfriend, you should of saw that crazy Bre last night. She was so blonded out, like she almost got arrested.
by Colewindz September 24, 2014
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blond hoe

A hoe who is blond, usually a very cocky and horny blond girl. Ages run through high school to late 40's.
Lady: Did you see what Britney did?
Lady 2: Ya, jerking off that guy, she is such a blond hoe!
by LaZumbaKarumba June 14, 2017
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