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Babushka's Blessing

When an older Eastern European woman pushes on a wealthy man's ass while he fucks the woman's daughter or granddaughter, in the hopes that a baby will take, and the young woman's future can be secured with finances and a green card.
I dated a young Romanian woman, and when we finally got to having sex, her mother stood behind me with a Babushka's Blessing.
by captaincrunk April 15, 2020
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Gentleman's Blessing

When someone sneezes on am exposed set of testicles.
I was asleep at my uncle's house, woke up and caught him giving me a gentleman's blessing.
by the t3 February 28, 2025
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Bless

Someone that loves to eat ramen, fight, and have a good time. Most Bless’s will beat a bitch up if you asked them to because they aren’t afraid to fight. They tend to be on the shorter spectrum. If you have a bless never let go of them because it will be very difficult for them to re-accept them into their life again. If you talk shit they will say something about that (and also take screenshots if needed) even though she seems confident she tends to be shy around new people, but once you get to know her she will be a BLESSING in your life.
Girl: you can be such a bless sometimes!

Other girl: someone’s been talking shit about bless’s best friend they about to get their ass beat!
by I am your cult leader lol October 10, 2019
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Good morning god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet
Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: good morning god bless Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: I said good morning god bless Hila
by Brosmagma May 23, 2018
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bless your heart

the worst insult any southerner could dish out. to "bless someone's heart" is to pity someone for their sheer ignorance, stupidity, and gosh darn lack of intelligence. if the person who's heart you are blessing does not realize they are being insulted, then that proves their stupidity.
daniella: hey josh, i think i lost my glasses.

jonah: bless your heart daniella, but youre wearing your glasses right now.

daniella: oops, silly me!
by zippy nips December 30, 2022
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Bless

Bless is the name of a girl that loves sport such as basketball, volley-ball, and netball.
She is a very hard working but sensitive person that doesn't like to be over the top or express too much feeling to people. She has a great humour and loves making others laugh and is extremely random at some times
person 1: hey "Bless" how's your day
Bless: My day's been great!
by wtp.blezz September 15, 2020
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Blessing

A Blessing is someone who has a deadly waist line and likes corey someone.
I think she is a Blessing beacuse she has a deadlyyy waistline
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