Bitch

1.) The female equivalent of an asshole. This can be an insult or a compliment, depending on the context.

2.) To whine

3.) A subservient person, especially in a sexual situation.

4.) A female dog

5.) An abstract expression that Dave Chappelle often uses to start or end a sentence.

"That cashier didn't smile. What a bitch!"

"Oh stop bitching. She was just tired."

"Yeah, and besides, being a cashier sucks. You're basically the customer's bitch, until they leave the store."

"Speaking of which, that bitch I was dog-sitting for is pregnant! We're trying to find homes for all the puppies."

"I'm Rick James, bitch!"

by The Chickens Are Revolting December 6, 2014

Bitch

A Female Dog

My bitch had puppies.

by urbanfan10101 January 17, 2009

Bitches

1.More then one bitch.
2.Derogatory term for more then one woman.
3.Exclamation.

1."Then the bitches will procreate and have puppies... Horray puppies!"
2."Where my bitches at, foo?"
3."Bitches! where's my keys?!?"

by "Duke" December 28, 2004

Bitching

An enjoyable way to releave stress.

Rachel was bitching cause she thinks her life sucks.

by Marshman May 5, 2005

Bitched

Much more of an everyday usable version of Ownt,Owned,Pwned etc.


Generally used to denote some one to that of a Ho'

"Shit man she just bitched you!"

"Don't Start a fight with me, you'll just get bitched"

by BlackStar* December 21, 2008

Bitch

Any woman that pisses me off!

Lobster and the opera and all I get is a handshake? You Bitch!

by Pud July 15, 2008

bitches

The new, accepted substitution for the word "Please". But, only when used in the plural sense. In the singular sense, it just means what it is. Also, if you are into being more cultural, you may use it in Spanish as "putas" instead of "por favor", or any other language of choice, as long as the plural sense is used. Also to use "bitch, bitches" to say "bitch, please" is not an acceptable use of "bitches". Bitches, remember that it is good practice to be polite.

"Can you please hand me the remote?" would then be "Can you bitches hand me the remote?"

by mydnytdeath June 19, 2006