bird vision

A side effect of some medications that makes the world look wormier than normal.

"Side effects of Wormatrix include dry mouth, constipation, and bird vision."

by Skee Ball January 31, 2008

bird ass ninja

a sensitive asian guy, an asian guy who likes birds

Leon is a real bird ass ninja, he gets upset when he is not svelte.

Leon likes birds, so he must be a bird ass ninja.

by DrJK December 21, 2010

Grinder bird

Navy term for the seagulls that land on the grinder/blacktop that you march on.
In the chowhall you sometimes are served cornish hen, some new recruits have never seen a cornish hen and you tell them it's grinder bird.

Seaman Johnson: These are the smallest chickens I have ever seen.
Seaman Morris: Thats not chicken it's grinder bird.

by Jolly Roger March 25, 2004

flirt-bird

A person that flutters around from person to person flirting with them, and trades from person to person like a bird fly's from telephone line to telephone line.

"Liz, you are such a flirt-bird! You're constantly flirting with every guy you talk to!"

by Lizzzers November 8, 2007

baby bird cpr

The act of using ones thumb to press on the anal cavity in repititions of 15 to 1. Press the brown star 15 times and then blow on it once creating a sound simular to blowing on the top of a empty soda bottle.

Jamie's butt looks tense she could use some Baby Bird CPR.

Honey while you are tossing my salad can i get some BBCPR

by droby1242 March 8, 2013

Pitt Bier

Het meest godelijke slootwater wat er bestaat, geen enkele versnapering komt zelfs vlakbij de godzegende smaak van een pittoresk pitt biertje. Verkrijgbaar bij de Jumbo voor een lage prijs.

How about a beer. a Pitt Bier.
Is that very good tasting beer?
the best around.

by Jrwan Bobten December 11, 2018

Dildo bird

When a hooker shoves a dildo into her vagina and the hooker sqeezes her ass cheeks together thus sending the dildo flying out of her vagina and across the room as a projectile.

I was standing outside my neighbor's house when a dildo bird came flying through the window and killed my pet puppy.

by mudboy7 July 6, 2019