Diggin’ The Both

Enjoying spending time with your friends; enjoying spending time with yourself as well.

Friend: “What’s up guys?”
Me: “Not much man, just Diggin’ The Both!”

by Odd Aleson July 18, 2018

TP toll-booth

A.k.a. "balky bowel". Refers to where you remain sitting on da porcelain throne for a long time in an attempt to get "that last bit" to come out, but no dice... you're obliged to "pay a toll of toilet-paper" to progress any further, in that you hafta actually wipe yourself to get said "stubborn blob" to make its messy exit. But then, of course (and ONLY then --- again, you can have worked your sphincter muscles all you please, but the remaining poop still won't budge) you will discover that there are still some of Ollie North's "residuals" up inside your anus, and so you will hafta use even more of your precious costly Scott 1000-sheet roll to wipe repeatedly till you finally get it all out.

My butt-hole is unfortunately a chronic TP toll-booth, and so to save money, I use old recycled phone-books and other thin newspaper-type material to do my initial wiping after I go No. 2, and then only use toilet-paper to "finish up with".

by QuacksO May 25, 2019

not rowing with both oars in the water

An expression used to describe somebody who isn't mentally stable or isn't very intelligent.

See also - not playing with a full deck, a few bricks shy of a load, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer

Nothing my neighbor says makes any sense. He's not rowing with both oars in the water.

by bob_johnson May 8, 2021

Best of both worlds

When you take both an upper and a downer at the same time and experience visions and side effects from both drugs

Miley Virus (singing): “You get the beeeeeest of both wooooorlds! Chill it out, take it slow, then you rock out the show! You get the beeeeeest of both wooooorlds! Take both pills together, then you know you got the best of both worlds!”

by rosenovarocks July 27, 2021

John Wilkes Booth

1) the man who assassinated president Lincoln

2) a person who two people have both hooked up with, dated, crushed on or have had some romantic connection with.

“Robin Scherbatsky was Ted and Barney’s John Wilkes Booth”

by Oneshyshawty April 18, 2022

Cigarette lit on both sides

To be in a sticky situation, where you are getting fucked regardless. There is no winning

A cooler way to say stuck between a rock and a hard place, like cigarette lit on both sides. Can’t do nothing about it

by spahT May 19, 2023

I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong

A good comeback use this when arguing with a pretentious bitch like your ex girlfriend or you could reach out and slap her stupid smirk off her ugly face that makes onions cry

My ex thought we should get back together so i pimp slapped her and said I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.

by ThirdWheelJimothy October 14, 2021