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bedside manner

Refers to how well the doctor or nurse interacts with a reclining patient and makes him feel comfortable, reassured, and welcome at the hospital.
Extra points on a doctor/nurse's bedside manner if he/she is willing to actually climb in bed with the patient for a little while to soothe him and keep him company... snuggles/massages are usually expected; sex is optional but often gladly welcomed by the patient, who likely will then recommend the hospital to his friends for anytime they feel a need for "medical attention" themselves... a great way to keep the hospital-beds filled!! This "cuddles in exchange for praising the hospital" deal is a similar idea to a waiter/waitress's providing exemplary service to a diner-patron in hopes that said patron will give the staffperson a generous tip.
by QuacksO May 3, 2018
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bedswap

When you realize your bed isn't very comfortable and you switch beds with a sibling or parent
John: My bed is too stiff.

Jimmy: Mine's too soft. Want to bedswap?

John: Sure.
by ~Wolf~ December 8, 2010
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jedda beds

I need to top up my tan so I think I'll go ont the jedda beds
by Ashers September 4, 2003
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bedspins

What a faggot ass loser calls 'the spins'.

'The spins' are what you get after drinking a bunch of alcohol and closing your eyes.
"Yeah that gay called 'the spins' bedspins so I knocked all his fucking teeth out stabbed him in the neck with a pen"
by HeavyToilet September 16, 2005
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Bedside manner

The ability to evoke feelings of sexual desire, with the grace of stripper
“ He smiled at her playful bedside manner as she flung her panties across the room.”
by The architect of fun June 14, 2018
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bunk beds

a bed that emily is going to build, and her and griffen will share one.
emily builds amazing bunk beds.
by ofdjgsjlkgsdkg March 9, 2009
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BedSeed

Tiny reddish-brown seeds that appear in your bed out of nowhere.
"I found two more bedseeds this morning."
"What the fuck ARE they?"
"No idea."
"Where do they keep coming from?!"
"Dunno."
by BonerChampDogKiller July 30, 2012
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