buzzer beater fuck up

When things are going good in your life and think you’re on the path to the next stage, then bam! Buzzer beater fuck up
Jim: “Hey John, how are things going with that girl you’re talking to? Moving on to the next step yet?”

John: “Not good. Another buzzer beater fuck up and I’m back to nothing”
by welfare.wayne February 24, 2022
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Budget Beater

A budget beater is a car that you buy for an insanely low amount because the car has many problems but it still runs, for now. You put absolutely no money into the car and drive it until it dies-hopefully no less than six months.
Him: Dude - what's up with the car you bought? it's like three different colors.

Me: It's all I can afford - I can't afford a car payment so I'll just drive this budget beater until it dies.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 11, 2020
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Beater cock

A willing hookup participant when no decent options are available.
Did you see that beater cock Mary came home with last night? Must have been slim pickings at the saloon. She definitely got an STD
by Dolemite Jones March 14, 2022
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Dick beaters

Go wash your Dick beaters before you eat.
by Wvjeff September 07, 2016
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School Beater

Someone who jerks off in the school restroom.
Guy 1: *Attempting to discreetly jerk off during break time at school*
Guy 2: *Climbs up the stall door and notices, proceeds to tell everybody about it*
Guy 1 was forever known as the school beater.
by kylerrat November 12, 2023
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Wall beater

When you’re taking a dump and it hurts so bad that you start beating the wall next to ya
Damn I bet that he’s in there taking a wall beater he’s been in there for hours.
by LactoseGAWD October 01, 2022
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Beater bird

Scott’s ruinning my group texts with his beater bird
by Coolguy865162926371 August 06, 2018
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