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Basstard

A Basstard is a douchebag who insists on turning the bass up very high when listening to music. The bass ends up drowning out pretty much everything else in the song and the music basically turns into mud.
What song is that idiot listening to? I can't tell because the bass is too high. what a basstard!

That basstard doesn't even know what he's listening to. It's all just an auditory mass of sludge. He spent a lot of money on his retarded car stereo system too. Just so that he can listen to mud and vibrate his car to pieces.

The basstard was musically retarded.
by CurvedMirror January 16, 2010
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hooknose bastard

A guy who has a hooknose and acts like a twat.
"merrrr.... I'm trying to lipread!!"

"I'm a hooknose bastard and I act like a twat"
by Ben McArdle April 6, 2006
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Commie bastard

An insult used against the red chinese communists in the liberation of anchorage from those dirty Chinese commies
Us soldier: DIE YOU COMMIE BASTARDS
Chinese communist: *curses in chinese*
by Lazylittlebastard April 11, 2019
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Bastard

Sometimes it's a name given to a person who has avoided all possible bad things that could have come their way. Therefore someone who is jealous of someone's outcome of a particular set of events either because they were smart or lucky could be called a Bastard.
Jim is a prude, he doesn't drink smoke or fuck.... therfore he doesn't have a shot liver, broken heart, depression, lung cancer or a sore itchy groin from having his dick in lots of vagina.... Jim is a smart guy who has avoided all of the crap people go through.... I'm jealous; therefore he is bastard.
by Prudish Bastard August 30, 2013
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murdering rat bastard

Someone who has just murdered his hooker girlfriend and forced her out on the streets to do tricks a week later.
Bob is a murdering rat bastard. I know he killed his girlfriend, because I had sex with her the following week.
by crash_tx101 December 13, 2008
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bastard sequel

A sequel of a book or movie made for the sole purpose of cashing in on the name of the first one. Is generally done with no input from the original author/creator. Usually bastardizes the characters and butchers the story of the original.
Examples of bastard sequels include Rurouni Kenshin: Seisouhen, Anne of Green Gables: The Continuing Story, Scarlett, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines and Return to the Secret Garden.
by Hitokiri Jinchuu July 16, 2006
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Bastard Car

Car with no brand name on the back, leaving all people driving behind it puzzled.
Guy 1: What brand's that car? I can't figure it out.
Guy 2: I dunno man, its a bastard car.
by TheDanny385 March 5, 2011
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