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A piss battle can be one of several types of piss oriented competition.
1. The contestants simply see who pisses farther...or pisses more. AKA a pissing contest.
2. The two contenders attach their urinary tracts via some form of tube with the use of a waterproofing substance and a glue of some sort. The two people proceed to drink a defined amount of a liquid (say one gallon per person or something of the sort)...then the waiting begins.
The two people then begin to piss. As the urge to urinate increases an epic piss battle begins to ensue. The golden liquid will then be pushed between the two people until eventually one of the combatant's bladders bursts. (More liquid may be ingested by combatants if a stalemate ensues or if not enough liquid is present for a bladder bursting...or surrender.)
History: Piss battles have been an effective way of testing the manhood of males for centuries. Since the prowess in battle is directly linked to the genitals of the combatant, the winner is said to be more sexually potent then the loser.
1. The contestants simply see who pisses farther...or pisses more. AKA a pissing contest.
2. The two contenders attach their urinary tracts via some form of tube with the use of a waterproofing substance and a glue of some sort. The two people proceed to drink a defined amount of a liquid (say one gallon per person or something of the sort)...then the waiting begins.
The two people then begin to piss. As the urge to urinate increases an epic piss battle begins to ensue. The golden liquid will then be pushed between the two people until eventually one of the combatant's bladders bursts. (More liquid may be ingested by combatants if a stalemate ensues or if not enough liquid is present for a bladder bursting...or surrender.)
History: Piss battles have been an effective way of testing the manhood of males for centuries. Since the prowess in battle is directly linked to the genitals of the combatant, the winner is said to be more sexually potent then the loser.
Piss battles rarely end with death as it takes a surprising amount of pressure to burst the bladder. The ones that DO end in death are particularly heinous. The victim will endure crippling pain and if untreated immediately setpic shock.
Piss battles are known to cause cancer in the state of California.
Piss battles are known to cause cancer in the state of California.
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Very popular among those O-5 and above. It makes them feel more tactical in the rigmarole to which they subject themselves and their subordinates. Also very popular in staff work, but is still making its way down to smaller units.
Most of the heavy lifting that maintains the "battle rhythm" is accomplished by junior officers who begrudgingly make it happen.
A true sign of bloated bureaucracy that would hopefully be discarded in the event of a war for survival, not interests.
Very popular among those O-5 and above. It makes them feel more tactical in the rigmarole to which they subject themselves and their subordinates. Also very popular in staff work, but is still making its way down to smaller units.
Most of the heavy lifting that maintains the "battle rhythm" is accomplished by junior officers who begrudgingly make it happen.
A true sign of bloated bureaucracy that would hopefully be discarded in the event of a war for survival, not interests.
CO: "I like this PowerPoint slide you created depicting the current baby duck force laydown, we should add that to our battle rhythm. I want to see it every Wednesday by 1600."
LT: "Aye sir."
LT: "Aye sir."
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Get the Bamlak mug.(speaking as a future freshman): a high school in battleground washington which is notorious for hosting a colorful variety of potheads, steroid-dependant jocks, extremely not-so-passive-agressive bunners, and sluts who feel the need to prove something with their five million STDs. half of the student body consists of bunners and the other half is a mess. if you want to be in world full of the stupidest drama conceived, you're welcome to enroll at the front desk. there are only a few requirements; you must either love the bible so much you fornicate with it or hate it, must drive either a "mud boggin' rig" or a shiny camero your daddy bought for you as a "just-because" gift, and you must be fully prepared to deal with everyone here, all who constantly have massive trees up their arses.
You: Are you excited to go to battle ground high school next year?
Me: Oh, yes. I can't wait to become another face in a crowd full of incest, potheads, and notorious whores.
Me: Oh, yes. I can't wait to become another face in a crowd full of incest, potheads, and notorious whores.
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