basturd

A bastard who is full of shit (turd)

you are such a basturd

by Assholes Inc. August 13, 2003

baptacular

Masturbate-to-able

Crikey mate, those is some baptacular norks!

by Russell's Cosmic Teapot November 16, 2010

Baptist

Adjective for someone who "doesn't drink" and "doesn't have sex" but gets wasted on fireball and takes it up the ass

Girl A: I thought she was baptist
Girl B: Obviously... can't you tell by the cinnamon on her breath and the scabs on her knees

by BigGail April 28, 2017

John the Baptist

In homage to the new testiment desert wandering honey & locust eating....
John the Baptist is someone who does their own thang, usually leanin on loud so exotic it chirps like locus, while sippin' on pure honey. Naturally, he baptizes all the bad bitches.

All the who'es been slayed by John the Baptist, he baptized them in the name of pussy, honey, weed. And locust.

by Phmns52 February 8, 2014

Batu

very gey faking faggot who like seggs with old men he not halal he haram lul

batu why r u so gey men

by Batus mum October 12, 2021

baptist

Allies of ourselves, the Catholics, in our war against immorality and ungodliness aka *cough cough* gay marriage *cough cough* If you're gonna go to hell for something, it's gonna be that.

Baptists, like us, are a Republican denomination.

If a punk-rocker liberal walked into a Baptist church, he would probably get doused with holy water in an attempt to vanquish his impure ass. The same can be said about Catholic churches.

Righteousness will always prevail.

by The Road Warrior July 26, 2005

John the Baptist

An atomic monster from Mars who romes the streets of New York at night and feeds on human flesh.

Run for your life! It's John the Baptist!

by Anonymous May 6, 2003