Strawberry Bald

When a man (or unfortunate woman) has strawberry blonde hair but is gradually going bald.

I used to have loads of hair but now I'm just strawberry bald.

by Horton-Evans February 16, 2009

bald frenchman

When you shave a spot on a girls head and bust a nut on the spot. Works most effectively when engaged in doggy style fucking..

She heard the sound of the clipper and when she touched her head, she felt a sticky bald frenchman.

by Zinedine Yazid Zidane February 2, 2008

your bald headed granny

instead of the un-so popular your mom insult.

person one- yer mom!
person two- yer DAD!
person one- yeah?!
person two- YEAH!
person one- well, your bald headed granny!!
person two- ooooh, burnnn.

by Kotton Kopter March 26, 2008

baldascini

a person who likes to have sex with young black males, but mainly enjoys receiving not giving the hard core anal butt pleasure

1.man i totally was a baldascini last night that little kid will never be the same.

2.daddy i want to be a baldasini when i grow up.

by slut bucket November 23, 2006

baldheadhoeshit

Means your on some rachet shit. And basically just wildinn out

dang did you see Tee she’s on some baldheadhoeshit

by 1939593 December 4, 2020

watered-down 16-year-old aged Siamese bald cat

A good insult to against people you despise.

She’s as blind as my watered-down 16-year-old aged Siamese bald cat and looks like it too.

by electrobaalsword December 14, 2021

Baldersnatch

A vagina that has considerably less hair than a previously viewed vagina.

Last night Stan encountered a French girl. Tonight he was greeted with an American blonde's baldersnatch.

by Boonlike February 24, 2010