crash bagged

being so wasted the day after drinking that you don't move out of you bed, you shit, piss and throw up in a trash bag located near your bed!!
Dutch: Did you hear what happened to the twins after their 21st?
Splash: No What?
Dutch: Man they fucking crash bagged!
by cobrac46 October 13, 2008
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bourge-bag

(boozh-bag, n. {pl. bourge-bags}) A contraction of "bourgeois" and "douchebag" to suggest a smug, elitist upper-middle-class lifestylist or person who fancies his or her self as one, and who is self-consciously and publicly representing that lifestyle in their consumer choices including the media which they broadcast through forwards to their personal social media audiences. Perhaps unknowingly, bourge-bags are prone to display crassly classist attitudes in their superficial understanding of society, underlying a sense of liberal idealism which they also superficially understand.
This historically diverse blue-collar neighborhood has been gentrified by techies and bourge-bags who think they're doing the area a huge favor by attracting a Whole Foods Market and putting an old Latino market out of business.
by DJ Rick November 19, 2014
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scrag bag

1) refering to a dirty scrotum,
can also be used as a label for a dirty person
goddamn take a shower you scrag bag
by bastardfins December 22, 2006
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bag a muffin

When a female is so ugly that you have to put a bag over her head to have sex.
A vagina is often termed a muffin.
She is so ugly, I can't get with her without a bag. She's a bag a muffin!

Randy's new girlfriend's face is so messed up, she is a bag a muffin.
by cloudowner July 09, 2012
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bag shribble

When your balls are in a cold environment so they "Retrieve to the homeland".
Damn I got bag shribble bro
by Bo Mamba 69 January 15, 2019
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Bag sweat

Sweat that has accumulated on the testicles; usually after a workout, intense sports practice, or a round of vigorous masturbation.
🅱️Rian: "aw sick bro. why's your hand all moist?"

Chad: "AYO I DAPPED YOU UP WITH MY BAG SWEAT. THAT'S FOR BUSTING A LOAD IN MY GYM SOCK LAST WEEK."
by Suckmytoes_77 July 05, 2021
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Finish bag

The act of finishing the bottom of a chip bag by pouring the last crumbs into your mouth. This is usually done with Doritos.
Dude, I did a finish bag on those gnarly bean chips the other day!
by Ned Joseph Shneebly February 22, 2019
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