Austin Mahone

A sweet,funny, and hot 15 year old on you tube. he sings covers of his favorite songs, including Baby(Justin Bieber) and The Lazy Song(Bruno Mars) and is rising to the top of fame.

He has also nicknamed his fans. Austin has read his fan mail, and even announced that he has products now available for fans to buy.

Girl 1: Have you heard of Austin Mahone?
Girl 2: well, that hot guy that sings?
Girl 2:DUH!!!

by Max Johnston September 24, 2011

Australian Water Snout

Letting an Australian Elephant insert its trunk into the recipients' rectum. The recipient then goes on to releases it's bowels, filling the Australian Elephants' trunk with fecal matter. The elephant then pulls its' trunk out of the recipients' anus and allows the man to insert his penis into the elephants' trunk

He didn't come to work all day because he said he stayed up all night getting an Australian Water Snout

by Crocodile cumdee August 12, 2009

Austin

A very sweet boy, that will make you happy even when you're sad. An AHHMAZING kisser. Once you meet him, you'll never want to forget him.. When he's gone, you will realize that more than have of your heart is missing.. (: He is very smart and capable of doing something with his life ! He's not afraid to be himself <3

"ohmydudee !!!! that austin has got me SPRUNGG.." "AWW you're adorable,, must be an austin !!" (:

by zilly2244 May 30, 2011

Austin

The guy who treats every girl in the best way, he has the best eyes, the best hugs and the best smile. He never plays girls, ever and has the best friends. He has a bit of a short temper but never holds grudges. He's that guy you can talk to about anything and everything he's the one who will make you feel better when your down and always knows what to say. And I may or may not love him in every way.

That boy is so sweet, he must be an Austin

by That girl over there, September 11, 2011

Australian Pinocchio

"Pinocchio down under"

A term used to describe a man's erection, or boner.

I was sitting on his lap, when Australian Pinocchio woke up from his nap.

by ShyChey September 15, 2010

Australian Television

A mind raping experience that should not have to be endured by anyone.

I'm going to vomit if you don't turn this shit off, watching Australian television is like a slow painful death.

by Manic Holz April 20, 2011

Austrian Twins

When your wife and your mistress have your children within a month of each other.

Schwarzenegger fathered children by Maria and his hosuekeeper within weeks of each other. They're Austrian twins.

by Kermit the toad November 14, 2011