wiimote and a half

The perfect dick size. Guys whom have a dick that is a wiimote and a half (9 inches) give girls the best possible pleasure ever. It is probably bigger than your dick, but it's not too big to kill someone.

John: Katie, what happened to your eye?
Katie: Well, I was deep throating this one guys wiimote and a half. It was almost all the way down my throat and i choked and it stabbed me in the eye.

by uhyana February 6, 2010

all that and a bag of tricks

An Ohio skate film produced by ryan webb. featuring, andy koszkalda , billy leprevost , mike simon , fred hirschman , brady hildebrand and many more in complete video!

ataabot yo!
all that and a bag of tricks pwns your face off

by skaterdudde495 August 26, 2008

I don't give two and a half shits

Combining a reference to two and a half men and the fact that you care so little about what the other person's saying.

-Hey, guess what I was doing last night?
-You know what? I don't give two and a half shits!

by Deathgleaner May 24, 2010

Ass and a half

1.) to be of bad proportions, but with more emphasis; 2.) to be terrible in mass quantities

1.) I got three seconds left. This sucks an ass and a half.
2.) Her roast beef like labias smelled like ass and a half.

by Pete April 16, 2003

Gold and a Pager

An awesome song by the Cool Kids. Sadly, the idea for the name and chorus was jacked from the song "F*** tha Police" by N.W.A.

Broski 1: Dude you know Gold and a Pager by Cool Kids?
Broski 2: yea dude, its a good song, but they jacked that shit from N.W.A.

by mike j0n3sssss!!! March 8, 2009

t and a

tits and ass

check out da t and a on her ese

by jose August 30, 2003

two and a bit

A deliberately vague response given when asked a question concerning numbers in some way or form. In most cases, an exact figure is requested.

It can be used in many scenarios, such as time, distance and mathematics.

Q: What time is it?
A: Two and a bit.

Q: How far is it to the beach?
A: Two and a bit.

Boss: How many widgets did we sell at month-end?
Employee: Two and a bit.

by LardBoy November 11, 2005