by bmacpherson November 06, 2008
by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer January 04, 2022
Kid 1: oh here comes Joey, that Alpha Kid, that fucking 5th grader.
Joey: you're caillou
*kid 1 punches Joey in the face*
Kid 1: Yeah! Well you have a bloody nose you alpha brat!
Joey: you're caillou
*kid 1 punches Joey in the face*
Kid 1: Yeah! Well you have a bloody nose you alpha brat!
by ChuckenMan8478 March 03, 2021
Highest ranking member of a group of Bears (big bearded homosexual men). Siimilar to Rufio in the film Hook.
"Do you think it's ok to join the Bear's pool party?"
"I'd ask the Alpha Papa sitting on the diving board first. He's in charge around here."
"I'd ask the Alpha Papa sitting on the diving board first. He's in charge around here."
by Wetface October 17, 2013
stupid, ugly, pretends it doesn't bother him, he's not very strong, but battles it all with gravity.
Alpha males are white cishet men who knows nothing about females, but pretends that they do. their natural habitat is in a youtube podcast. Alpha males make their voice very deep and move their adams apple in order to attract females, what they dont know is that females typically stay away from this behavior.
Alpha males are white cishet men who knows nothing about females, but pretends that they do. their natural habitat is in a youtube podcast. Alpha males make their voice very deep and move their adams apple in order to attract females, what they dont know is that females typically stay away from this behavior.
by Ellie is cool March 21, 2022
by PornSoldier December 13, 2006