Alabama express

A joke going too far resulting in a sweaty orgy in the back of an old Suburban.

Last thing I remember we were joking about sausages and then I'm suddenly on the Alabama express

by WeberStir May 4, 2018

Alabama Orchestra

A prank or sexual move in which a male/female butt chugs helium, and afterwards eats a hearty helping of baked beans. The high - pitched gas emissions from the bunghole are then sprayed into the victims face.

Juan passed out the party, so I took some of the balloons and some of his beans, and BAM! Alabama Orchestra right the the beaner's face!

by EatMyDictionary June 22, 2016

Alabama Leprechaun

A ginger who likes to get dicked down by their siblings

I once knew an Alabama leprechaun who lost all of their siblings so they killed themselves

by RotcCadet420 January 24, 2023

alabama longhorn

Shoving your whole foot up her vagina

Man my pussy is sore from that ALABAMA longhorn

by Fookboiman March 12, 2018

Alabama Sharpie

Trying to trick other people into believing an alternate truth.

I saw on Facebook that he was out with another girl but he pulled out an Alabama Sharpie

President Trump accidentally named the wrong state, then he tried to pull an Alabama Sharpie.

by Beautybind September 8, 2019

Alabama Lasso

When you are about to cum on a girl, so you grab your dick and twirl it around like a lasso as you cum on her. It’s very messy.

“Ah hey man I gave your mom an Alabama Lasso last night” “ FUCK YOU BRO”

by McLovin81707 January 12, 2020

Alabama Twizzler

An Alabama Twizzler is when three dudes twist their dicks together into a rope like a twizzler, and it stretches like taffy.

Dude, me and my brother just had an Alabama Twizzler with my dad.

by StarTheBeauty August 24, 2016