Affexting

"Affection texting" - texting your friend about hugging, cuddling, or showing platonic affection in any other way.

Kind of like sexting, but instead of sexual activities, it's just platonic love.

I have no friends IRL and I'm affection-starved, so I enjoy affexting my online friends a lot.

by Moon_xoxoxo April 20, 2025

AFlesh

AFlesh is someone who is ok with having the flesh both orally and for consumption purposes.

I am like a vegetarian but will eat oysters AFlesh. And I sucked him off AFlesh

by Nebigam April 24, 2025

Affered

When you accidentally kill your whole team because you are old and can't see very well

Did you see joe affered his whole team

by Biodynamic Boogie July 11, 2025

Affliction Dick

Whenever the penis stops working because the person has worn too much affliction clothing

Mike:yo did you fuck Sarah last night?
Xavier:nah I got affliction dick mid way

by Venezuelan dihh December 27, 2025

pointless affection

Giving your emotional attention to someone with a heart of stone.

I guess I was giving pointless affection for a long time.

by howeverlongitgoeson January 14, 2010

Lin Affect

Pretend like you are going to cut a player from your basketball team. Hopefully, said player will be motivated to score 20+ points a game.

Person 1: Did you cut that new guy?

Person 2: No, I'm hoping the Lin Affect will kick in soon.

by Bnindo1231 April 8, 2012

Ninja Affliction

The name of the sexual act in which raucous sex is performed, and recorded, while other people are asleep in the room...the key: no one must catch you.

Man, her roommate must have been on Ambien, because our recording session was definitely a Ninja Affliction!

by angelicacharisma October 16, 2012