Absolute boy™️

A guy that is so hot you can't deal. Like, so handsome he is the pinnacle of beauty.

Girl 1:"Have you seen how hot Toshiro Mifune was in Snow Trail?"
Girl 2:"OMG yaas, he's an Absolute boy™️"

by Ginnag98 February 4, 2018

As Absolute Balls

To an extreme degree

"It is hot as absolute balls out here. I'm sweating like a pig."

by DoubleDDucky October 3, 2016

Absolute Doofus

Someone who is a little bit stupid, but you don't want to tell them that so you say this instead as a "joke"

OH MY GOD YOU ABSOLUTE DOOFUS WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

by Jaquavious The Alien™ August 31, 2025